Mommy Jacked

When a mother can't help but throw her being a mother into a conversation, regardless of relevance. Usually done by mommy martyrs to gain sympathy or attention of some kind.

Stacey: I want to buy a green car.

Anne: My kid popped green before!

Stacey: Wow, mommy jacked much?

by Lacey13 January 17, 2012

Cheese-jacker

Cheese-jacker - the boss, the one who passes out the cheese. Cheese Jacking is when you pass out the cheddar (aka checks) to your employees. Cheese Jacking is also when you make money by being good at business, aka steel the cheese.

"Boss is a good cheese-jacker, he has the checks on time, every time.."
or
"Dude, we are going to make 35% on this deal, that company needs to get with it, just call me the cheese-jacker".

by Mustards12's December 26, 2013

Crack Jacker

Someone who sits in a small office smoking crack, watching porn and jerking off.

Rosindo is such a "crack jacker", I'm sick of wiping his jizz off my office chair!!

by Russell Upsomgrub June 5, 2014

sugar jacket

to say mean things nicely according to Gloria Delgado-Pritchett Modern Family

I'm nice Jay, and I put on the sugar jacket

by noraaa May 14, 2015

Swagger Jacker

The lowest form of human life. Essentially a personality-less bottom feeder. They don't have enough intelligence or confidence to just be themselves, so they try to suck the life out of someone who is cooler or more "fresh" than they are. Usually broke and insecure. The male Swagger Jacker more than likely suffers from baby dick disease and tries to appear cooler than they are to overcompensate. Usually the same the same type of person who will try to break you down to build themselves up. Sorry, hating on me will not make your baby dick grow. Swagger jackers come in all races, creeds, shapes and sizes. Beware, they may be amongst you right now!

Person 1: Damn this corny ass motherfucker really hates on me hard, but then goes out and copies everything I do and has the nerve to think he's cool!

Person 2: Wow, what a Swagger Jacker. Must be trying to overcompensate for his baby dick

Person 1: hahahahaha sucks to be him

by mister originality May 16, 2015

Jacked

"Why am I so jacked" is used by males who work out or/ and li heavy weights to describe their muscles , or ideas they have a great build.

(as Mason looks at himself in the mirror while flexing)
"Why am I so Jacked?"
His friends response is " that gym membership is paying off"

by Crissygirl June 15, 2012

Full Metal Jacket

1) Movie made by director Stanley Kubrick. Intense 'Nam movie that almost seems like two movies, as it is split between Marine Corps. boot camp and the war itself.

2) A type of Ammo. FMJ is usually fully enclosed in metal. Kinda hurts.

1)Animal Mother- If I'm gonna die for a word, that word's gonna be pun tang

2)Pvt. Joker- Is that *gulp* live ammo?
Pvt. Pyle - Seven. Sixty. Two. Full. Metal. Jacket

by Xerxes November 14, 2004