Iranian steam shower

when you fart in a hot shower and "hotbox" your: "lover / partner/life-partner / buddy /friend with benefits / hetro-life partner / bitch / whore,etc" and make them gag

Dirty: "here, will you wash my back?"
Sahara: "Sure, anything for you honey"
Dirty: loud, ass flappin, wet diarreha fart
Sahara: dry heaving, gagging sound
Sahara: "I think I just puked in my mouth, you !@#$#%%$^%&*^% digusting @#@$$%$^&*&,your ass smells like a dirty iranian, let me out of here now!"
Dirty: holding door closed
Dirty: "Victory is mine!"
Dirty; two thumbs up
Dirty: "That folks is an Iranian steam shower"

by Dirty and Sahara October 10, 2006

Iranian Bunt Cake

When an overweight American with poor hygiene purchases a spouse from an overseas bridal market.

Did you hear? Gene-O married that Chinese girl he bought.

Oh, he pulled the ol' Iranian Bunt Cake. Nice.

by VLR January 13, 2008

Iranian Greeting

When you take your right thumb and insert it into a persons bunghole and wave like you normally would to an acquaintance.

I totally just gave Will an Iranian Greeting and he took it like a man

by HitmeagainLaxBro November 2, 2011

Iranian Cab Driver

The Iranian Cab Driver requires a good deal of skill and coordination. To pull off this complicated maneuver the man effectively must draw a hands-free mustache with a half emerged stool while squatting over his partner, providing the lover with added olfactory stimulation before giving their man fellatio.

The Iranian Cab Driver can also be performed by a woman before receiving cunnilingus, but this practice is far less common.

<Gwen> Holy shit girl that party was off the hook! Sorry I got sick so early :( Did I miss anything?

<Jenny> OMG it was fucking AMAZING, after everyone left Harry gave me an Iranian Cab Driver! Best birthday present EVAR

<Gwen> what?

<Jenny> it will change your world

by Nothingm0re June 17, 2010

Iranian

Iranians love making new friends on Instagram. Can be difficult to understand them. They like singing to strangers.

Jacques: “Oh look! A DM...”
Dm: “Helo frend i am Iranian wher u live?”

by Jacques1996 June 11, 2019

irand

you fall in love easily; you're funny and maybe too kind; you avoid situations that you think will be stupid to interfere with because we all know we're invisible to most! Hi, tiktok by the way.

You're such an Irand! You baka!

by oicubbg December 8, 2021

iranian

People who are brown, hairy, are generally cheap, and are almost always intellectual of some sort. Almost all Iranians hate other races and religions, most specifically Jews, Blacks, and Mexicans(Not Hispanics, they're pretty rad).

That guy made a racist comment that included Nigger, Spic, and Kike, I bet he's Iranian.

by Fadakizzle March 28, 2008