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Insomnia

When the heverans cannot get any sleep due to DJ Ian blarring his new mixtape and because Marry is chewing Tom's G string
kwengface -"Hey Ian are you sure you got sleep"
Ian- "Insomnia
I can't get no sleep
I used to worry
Thought I was going mad in a hurry
Getting stressed, making excess mess in darkness
No electricity, something's all over me, greasy
Insomnia, please release me
And let me dream of making mad love to my girl on the heath
Tearing off tights with my teeth
But there's no release, no peace
I toss and turn without cease
Like a curse, open my eyes and rise like yeast
At least a couple of weeks since I last slept, kept taking sleepers
But now I keep myself pepped
Deeper still, that night
I write by candlelight, I find insight
Fundamental movement, huh, so when it's black
This insomniac, take an original tack
Keep the beast in my nature under ceaseless attack
I can't get sleep, I need to sleep"
by Marrys knickers202 October 27, 2018
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Insomniaing

When you want to sleep but you cannot sleep and you end up cracking lame jokes to your funny, beautiful friend.
Ahmed, are you insomniaing?
by Van>emad September 1, 2019
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Emotional support insomnia

Enjoying the late night instead of sleeping. Staying up much later than is smart or practical in order to claw back a sense of self and autonomy. Anti capitalist insomnia.
My emotional support insomnia kept me up until 4am reading fanfic. I’m so tired but it was totally worth it.
by One Twisted Miracle April 7, 2024
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Insomnia

The name of the demon that lives inside your brain that eats your sleep making you really sad that your sleep is gone...
I HAVE FUCKING INSOMNIA
by Plz kill me UwU January 2, 2020
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insomnia hunter

really cool person so cool really cool so cool super cool not gay

HUNTER IS THE BEST
HUNTER IS THE BEST

HUNTER IS THE BEST
HUNTER IS THE BEST

HUNTER IS THE BEST
HUNTER IS THE BEST

HUNTER IS THE BEST
HUNTER IS THE BEST

HUNTER IS THE BEST
HUNTER IS THE BEST
insomnia hunter:
insomnia: masquence why are you gay
masquence: i was always gay hunter
insomnia: i know
masquence: kys fucking idiot im gay im gay im gay im gay im gay
insomnia: Ok
by htunteunrunetunererr October 11, 2025
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college insomnia

When you suffer of sleepless nights due to the fact of your sleepless college study nights
Now that's summer ibcant sleep because of my college insomnia
by joemannssmen June 18, 2016
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Insomnia

noun.

To not be able to sleep for long periods of time,

A.K.A Hell on earth, the limbo between life and death, the ground zero, the pearly gates just leaving you waiting to see if the angels let you in.
Person A: Dude, I slept like a baby last night, how about you?
Person B: I have insomnia/ I’m an insomniac, go fuck yourself gently and slowly with a chainsaw you piece of shit.
by MexicanEdddddi >:p June 30, 2025
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