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tactical insertion

The act of gently pushing your way towards sex with a female who is way higher class than you. Typical uses are with both money and lies.
by plain goldfish January 20, 2011
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U‹Insert word(s)›BRO?

Basically a phrase meant to piss people off. If you think about it, many words can fit between "U" and "BRO?", with the most common outcome of "UMADBRO?", indeed one of the most annoying phrases in history. Women may be offended by this, most likely due because they are not male, however if you ask something like say "UMADSIS?" it just wouldn´t sound right. Be advised to use "BRO?" instead of "SIS?" to prevent yourself from looking like a total dickhead.
1.
John smells something coming from the bathroom. He knocks on the door.

Sarah: I´ll be out in a minute!
John: UTAKINGASHITBRO?
Sarah: What the fuck?!

2.
Mike: The only thing left to watch is Jersey Shore
John: Uh huh
Mike: I got to admit Pauly is cute
John: UGAYBRO?

3.
Liz: My dog died
John: Feel sorry for ya
Liz starts crying.
John: USADBRO?

Try to make up your own combinations with U‹Insert word(s)›BRO?, but use it in appropiate situations, like the ones above.
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florida sloth insertion

The Florida Sloth Insertion is when:
You tie a girl to a pole in a hanging position so she looks like a sloth. You then begin to anully penatrate her anus. After doing this you get two oranges and rub them around on her body. Then you shove one of the oranges into the girls vaginal orifice. This is when shit gets freeky...You now stick your penis through the orange and begin to thrust yourself upon her.
"Me and Kenny G tried the Florida Sloth Insertion last nite."
-Ice T
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insectanation

The act of being inseminated by an insect (in particular a house fly) How this occurs: fly lands on random load of semen, then unknowingly or knowingly (yet to be determined) lands on woman's vagina, which results in a subsequent pregnancy.
Considering the fact that she is a virgin, insectanation may explain her current pregnancy.
by HCP November 12, 2014
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insert any word here...

Used in extremely awkward situation when you need ANYTHING to change the subject.
Julia's Boyfriend: "Have you kissed Julia yet?"
Julia's Crush: "insert any word here..."
by UnderziedPotato December 3, 2014
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insertd

*insertd spongebob meme*
by SupaSaiyanJ June 19, 2017
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inseramous

A person who doesn’t think rationally or is intellectually inferior.
The girl who got the question wrong is an inseramous.
by 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘 May 10, 2019
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