South Park Statement

A statement that is so fucking stupid, that you wonder if a character said that in South Park.
Don: World hunger is falling to an all time low!
Chet: The children are becoming white!
Don: What? That is so retarded! Stop making these South Park statements!
Chet: I could have sworn you said there were less hungry kids.
by Composer man December 27, 2023
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Real, true statement

Did you catch all those real, true statements on the news and in D.A.R.E. last week.
by Hot Dog Jim August 01, 2022
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Resolveational Statement

Resolveational Statement (also referred to as - resolvational)
'rə-zäl-vā-shuh-nəl stāt-mənt
noun

1. A resolveational (resolvational) statement is a clear, purposeful declaration of intent that arises from the process of Resolveation—the internal decision to commit to personal evolution and purposeful action.

2. A resolveational statement focuses on a firm, unwavering decision to align one's thoughts, actions, and willset with core values and long-term goals. It serves as both a commitment and a guiding principle, driving deliberate action toward self-mastery and continuous growth.

3. Rooted in Resolveation, the resolveational (resolvational) statement is the external expression of one’s inner resolve, crafted to guide behavior and ensure that one's aspirations are actively pursued in daily life. It emphasizes intentional evolution, personal accountability, and the integration of resolve into every aspect of life.
Example:
"In my morning resolveational practice, my resolveational statement was: I resolve to act with purpose and align my daily habits with my values."
by Possibility Advocate September 16, 2024
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errowneous statement

A false claim dat you hadda paddle your boat rather than just using your motor.
Given how unreliable da infamous "Sears Rowback" outboard putt-putt was, I seriously doubt dat there were really all dat many errowneous statements made by said motors' owners.
by QuacksO December 09, 2020
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dirty statement.

dirty statement. A word used by people to define a a snitch who already informed the police by dropping a dirty statement.
"like the strip club was robbed, and as soon as the coppers arrived the manager was quick to make a dirty statement.
by kep john October 30, 2016
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frictional statement

A non-legitimate assertion regarding force-impeding drag between two surfaces.
My supposedly-on-a-strict-sugar-free-diet cousin claimed dat its having taken him a longer-than-normal time to pedal to da hardware store and back was merely due to da bike's having stiff bearings and there being a strong headwind during part of da journey, but dat was obviously just a frictional statement dat he'd made up in an attempt to cover for da fact dat he had actually stopped at da candy store on his way back --- I happened to know dat da weather was dead-calm dat day, plus I had thoroughly greased and oiled said two-wheeler just a few days earlier.
by QuacksO January 02, 2022
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