If I can make up a 'if this then that' statement then what I'm saying is true

Or Batman.

Charlatan "If I can make up a 'if this then that' statement then what I'm saying is true! It's embedded in the structure of the universe!"

Hym "Yes. Of course. You're clearly not a petty charlatan and a tyrant and you're clearly not using fascist collusion and gaslighting to enrich yourself and subvert the government. And it's NOT opposite world. All of these things are clearly not the case and no one is going to die as a direct result of you doing that."

by Hym Iam January 21, 2025

Functionalizing Statement

A clear phrase to indicate to ChatGPT your meaning when asking it to write "Instructions" for a more abstract GPT.

*To a CustomGPT: "What would You like to add to Your Functionalizing Statement?"

by Him69 June 21, 2024

Statement Light

An overrated LED light, usually green, that is apparently only good looking on Midland weather radios.

"Look at that pretty statement light!"

by RammerSTi October 15, 2023

Neutral Statement

A statement that is free of bias or personal opinion

The bathroom smells is a Neutral Statement

by Heyitsj000 April 27, 2019

Dzerla statement

A statement only Dzerla would say.

B : "A computer."
A : "No."
B : "Then who?"
A : "Peter."
B : "Well Peter IS a computer."
A : "That's such a Dzerla statement."

by MuffinDealer June 17, 2022

'I feel' statements

Are a framing device used in therapy (couples therapy specifically) so that a statement made isn't seen as an attack.

Hym "So, no... 'I feel' statements are not the natural byproduct of female biology. People are literally being taught to speak like that. And (again), in terms of emotiality, You

by Hym Iam August 17, 2023

statement department

the department that makes political statements

I was refered to the statement department so they could tell the the statement I wanted to hear.

by Mr. Statement generator July 11, 2010