Subscription Addiction

The need to subscribe to every SAS (software as a service). Each time thinking it will make your company / life succeed.

Mary's subscription addiction quickly mounted to a $1000 per month bill and 30 application logins. We never knew what service we were using for sending a basic text message anymore.

by WizKid99 March 8, 2017

fortnite addiction

How you lost your girlfriend/wife! Also a game to manipulate 9 year olds to sweat out every day!

Is someone playing 2 much fortnite every day? Well they must have fortnite addiction!

by whythehelldoiexsist June 1, 2020

wharf addiction

An addiction to ‘wharf.’ Many people who have tried wharf suffer from wharf addiction, due to it being extremely addicting. People with wharf addiction often feel mentally and physically numb, as well as going through serious frequent withdrawal symptoms

I’ve had a crippling wharf addiction for 8 years of my life now. My family has disowned me.

by Davey Stwida March 23, 2021

Cringe Addiction

When a person repeatedly watch cringe memes to the point where they cannot feel pain or breathe

John died of a Cringe Addiction a few years back

by AdamoTheGiant March 30, 2021

doa.addiction

Ivan's #1 pookie wookie and also my wittle baby meow meow mooty patooty

;))

"Do you know doa.addiction on tiktok?"
"Yes! They are so silly"

by Fyodorspetrat March 11, 2022

Food Addiction

When you cant stop eating because you’re a fat ass

Jacob: yo i’m hungry
Vale: me too
Jacob: u a fatass
Vale: maybe we have a “food addiction”

by vale2fine June 11, 2023

tiny teddy addiction

An extreme addiction to tiny Teddy's. Rehab is usually required as it is quite severe. This addiction means that people can hear and smell a packet being opened for miles away and will come running to eat the tiny Teddy's. People with this addiction will stop at nothing to eat tiny Teddy's

*opens packet* oh crap here come all the people with tiny teddy addiction

by TLCgenius April 10, 2014