Iphone

FUCKING SHIT PHONE THAT BREAKS IF YOU DROP IT ON THE FUCKING BED!!

FuckTard- OMG I have the new Iphone XS it is so good
Real Human with braincells- It sucks try to drop it on the bed it will break...
FuckTard- No it wont, but I'll try.
*2 minutes later*

FuckTard- OMG IT BROKE YOU HAVE TO PAY IT!
Real human with braincells- No It is not my fault it is expensive and bad as fuck and breaks where ever you drop it!

by HuaweiFTW February 14, 2019

Iphone

The most well known phone brands (best phone)

What phone do you have

iPhone 12 plus

So do I

by Da definishanz November 13, 2020

IPhone

A device which lets you watch porn while taking a shit.

Man, IPhones are such amazing devices.

by Hetzer88888 June 16, 2018

Iphone

An expensive ass overpriced phone that everyone in my school won't shut the fuck up about.

Rich kid: omg you got the Iphone 12 XS S Large V2.0 Wireless charging!

Everyone who has an IQ over 1: Shut the fuck up.

by haha this is name March 9, 2021

Iphone

something that always gets stolen.

yesterday i brought my iphone to school and someone stole it.

by iammothernature August 14, 2009

iphone

Probably the most retarded thing a person can buy, seriously, 600$ for an IPOD PHONE. Wow, a basic 100$ phone can play mp3's now, for a bit extra, you can also buy on that has a decent camera, and browse through the internet. This is what all the rich kids want for Christmas. Why waste 600$ on a over rated piece of sh*t phone, when you can buy something better with that money?

IPhone's are overrated.

by Xyoxvietsterx June 26, 2007

iphone

A phone/iPod made by Apple that looks good, so people shell out $600 for it. It doesn't have any actual new technology, and there are several phones that do all the iPhone can do and more for cheaper, but the iPhone is shiny and advertised all the time, so people buy it instead.

Guy 1: I just bought a new iPhone, isn't it awesome?!
Guy 2: Nothing I haven't seen before.. why'd you waste the cash?
Guy 1: Didn't need anything else.
Guy 2: You didn't need that either.
Guy 1: Good point.

by Kritias August 2, 2007