Like auto-erotica asphyxiation, except performed in a public restroom, by plunging your head into the toilet whilst vigorously master bating ones self.
A man was found almost drowned in the Wafflehouse men's room, covered in toilet water and semen. A victim od his own Hydro-erotic Asphyxiation.
by Clownboy1969 January 31, 2025
by Scorpiocum August 07, 2020
There's a lot of VSCO girl references so I'm just going to add a serious one to this page.
It's a good water bottle, designed to keep your water cold(or warm for you heathens out there)when you need it most. At an average of 40 to 50 or so dollars, it's a high asking price, but it is a double layer insulation so depending on which bottle, it can be a lot of bang for your buck. Yes, yes, I know that it's the weapon of choice for VSCO girls so BUY AT YOUR OWN RISK.
It's a good water bottle, designed to keep your water cold(or warm for you heathens out there)when you need it most. At an average of 40 to 50 or so dollars, it's a high asking price, but it is a double layer insulation so depending on which bottle, it can be a lot of bang for your buck. Yes, yes, I know that it's the weapon of choice for VSCO girls so BUY AT YOUR OWN RISK.
Bob: *opens bottle after soccer practice* Dammit my water is warm!
Pete: You should buy a Hydro Flask, it's really good at keeping your water cold.
Bob: Stfu do I look like a VSCO girl?
Pete: You should buy a Hydro Flask, it's really good at keeping your water cold.
Bob: Stfu do I look like a VSCO girl?
by Fucboi carti September 26, 2019
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by dont start March 03, 2020
A type a water bottle vsco girls use. If you disrespect them they will hit the hell outta of you. DON'T DO IT
SAY THAT AGAIN AND I'LL HIT YOU WITH MY HYDRO FLASK *throws hydro flask TAKE THAT! SaVe ThE tUrTlEs sksksk and i oop
by VscoGirlMeanings October 05, 2019
by vscogirl312 October 07, 2019