Hubert

A guy who spends all of his hard earned co-op money, lives pay-check to pay-check, always up for weekend plans, into "nice" things, in love in Taylor Swift, and is an excellent ski instructor.

Ugh, I have been such a Hubert the past few months. I have to cut back on my expenses!

by ihloh January 25, 2012

Humberto

A fake ass hoe

Should we invite Humberto? No he’ll just play fortnite

by Tocoolfoeyou March 10, 2018

Humberto'd

Being as badass as possible at any given time.

Me: i hate gears of war 3!
Humberto: i just won with out you :)
Me: OMG you just Humberto'd
Humberto: -_-;

by HorsePenis.mpeg September 9, 2011

Humberto

Humberto is very kind. He's very romantic but no one appreciates him for that, or anything else. He's also a good friend and has your back for anything.

Humberto gets rejected by girls left and right.

by Elgoat69 February 7, 2022

Dirty Herbert

When a man keeps his neighbors pants and fights Germans in them

I had a dirty Herbert with the bloke next door

by Rowena 3 June 8, 2019

The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX

This is a name that most likely does not exist

Guy 1: Bart, can you pass me a beer, I've run dry!
The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX: that's The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX to you. And yes, I will get you your beer.

by Kingdoms of Fear Project March 23, 2022

Hubert

Sexy motherfucker with a big dick, if you are friends with a hubert then you better suck his dick or miss out on his bomb dick

Me:hey have you seen the new kid
Friend: yeah his names hubert so i cant wait to hop on his dick

by eatthatpussy4456849 June 11, 2018