Hulu and heavy petting

Hulu isn't considered as good as Netflix and heavy petting doesn't feel as good as sex (chill). Hulu, Netflix, Hulu and handjobs, Netflix and chill, Amazon and anal, tv, television, cable tv, network tv, sex, making out

I don't care that my girlfriend likes it more, Hulu and heavy petting isn't nearly as good as Netflix and chill.

by joecoolthefool July 4, 2016

hulu hoops

Commercials on Hulu; what they make you jump through before you can watch whatever the hell you wanted to watch.

I wanted to watch the new episode of South Park on Hulu, but I had to jump through a lot of Hulu Hoops.

by Rockinsockinrobot August 26, 2015

Huluing

Any streaming service being very slower than usual or intended.

Man, I just want to watch Gray's Anatomy but my app is huluing

by WhitterA October 24, 2019

Hulu and Relax

Hulu and relax is the next step in a relationship because Netflix and and Chill hasn't developed into anything sexual so the couple switches to Hulu and relax in order to fuck each other because they each know Netflix and chill isn't working out.

Guy: We should Netflix and chill tonight.
Girl: I think we are ready to Hulu and relax.

by MrGoldz January 16, 2016

Hulu

Konosuba AND That time I got reincarnated as a Slime!? Damn Hulu!

Iam "Hulu just got Konosuba and Slime. Great! I loved Konosuba and I'm still watching Slime but it's great I was pleasantly surprised. You guys already know how I feel about watching critically acclaimed stuff."

Hym "You would have arleady been able to watch them if you had bought Crunchyroll you filthy casual!"

by Hym Iam April 28, 2023

Hulu Hoops

(hoo loo hupes) - noun - the ads, sign up process, and/or terrible navigation page that you have to jump through to finally get to your show.

"Man, I can't believe all these Hulu Hoops before my show even starts! None of these ads are relevant to me! I just want Modern Family, please... Hulu..."

by MisterPenguin August 27, 2015

hulu rape

The nonconsensual penetration that occurs when you give money to Hulu; due to its’ overwhelmingly aggravating amount of ads compared to any other online streaming service.

Two people watching a webseries.

Person A: “fuck man, they have ads on this website?”
Person B: “at least it’s free, with Hulu you get bent over by paying for a subscription AND a fuck ton of ads.”
Person A: “bro, thats Hulu rape!”

by dirtymustard November 7, 2018