hotness

the state of being hot.

that women is overwhelming in hotness

by Anonymous September 21, 2003

Hotness

I swear the hottest girl out.

Lauren is the total hotness

by hellahotnesstothamax March 4, 2007

Hotness

A male or female who is really physically attractive.

Johnny Depp has the qualities of amazing acting, hotness, and the traits of a comedian.

by Analucia Josephine Phyliss February 4, 2010

hotness in a bag

n. A phrase used to describe the EXTREME hotness of a guy or girl. Can be used by itself in certain circumstances, commonly as a nickname or codename used to refer to the person in question.

Girl--OMG my new chem partner is sooo cute!!!
Friend--I agree: total hotness in a bag.

by Isla Rhodes November 6, 2009

hotnesses

Plural form of hotness

Hey, which one of you hotnesses wants to jump in the hot tub with me?

by JMayzin August 19, 2010

Hotness Scale 2.0

An elaborate way to rank girls in which any passerby will not be able to decipher quickly enough to judge you for objectifying women. A female's rank is determing by three numbers, explained as follows:

(a number one through ten for hotness) / (a 1 or a 0 - 1 for bangable, 0 for not) / (if a 0 above, this number is the BAC that would be required to bump her up to a 1)

"I'd give her a 4.6 over 0 over .13 on the hotness scale 2.0."
"Seriously? I'd give her a 5 over 1."
"Fuck, man, I wouldn't mess with that unless I was bombed."

by Tahm May 16, 2008

hoelessly

adjective; qualifies an action that you wish to make clear was done in such a way that results in a total lack of hoes or is in some other way totally non-black.

"Dammit, I'm trying to sing this reggae song, but I can't because I'm hoelessly white"

by Rasta Dave July 28, 2008