hooker proof

Preparation of a place, such as a hotel room, that involves removing or hiding in a safe, all valuables and personal information such as a Driver's License so that the hooker that you bring there doesn't steal anything of value or, more importantly, can't link you being there.

Please go hooker proof our room before the hired help arrives. The last time we used this service, that bitch stole my wallet!

hooker proof by Cabo Zen January 29, 2017

Hooker's phone 

A simple, old-school mobile phone that still does just what a mobile phone is supposed to do: making and receiving phone calls and texts. Nowadays acquired at 7/11 stores almost exclusively by girls that have to migrate to another country to 'work' and need a budget handphone to be reached.

a.k.a. "a green button-red button" phone.

Joe: "hey man, what's that relic on the table?"

Will: "Thats my mobile phone, pal. I know nowadays everybody goes out with a TV in their pockets, but I can't stand it and all I need is my good ol' reliable hooker's phone. It never let me down".

Hooker's phone by Parcerito January 28, 2010

hooker looker 

noun: a rubbernecking "john" driving by and holding up traffic looking for a prostitute

"Hey man, the light is green and this "hooker looker" is holding up traffic!"

hooker looker by J.L.E. May 24, 2007

hooker-ology 

What you study in order to become a prostitute/hooker. Also an option for prospective strippers.

Jessica has a degree in hooker-ology.

hooker-ology by BLAHpseudonym January 22, 2010

Hooker Palace 

a nice friendly place to hang out where your teacher definitely won't pull out his campfire willy

Ah, I have to go to the Hooker Palace again, wish my luck dude.

Hooker Palace by The fuvkkkjj May 19, 2019

Hooker Master 

One who has mastered a hooker or hookers; a pimp.

Jim ain't just a pimp, a hookerman, or a playa, he's a true Hooker Master.

Hooker Master by Shit_4_Brains August 27, 2007

hooker bath 

To cleanse oneself with baby wipes. Based upon how prostitutes clean up between johns. A variation of a mexican shower.

“I didn’t have time to go home after work, so I took a hooker bath at the office.”

hooker bath by Harry Michas July 25, 2008