You come home from a long day at work. You go to your closet to change into some comfy clothes. While you take off your shirt and pants, your man walks in, completely naked. You stare at his 11” monster cock which makes you incredibly horny. He then starts to make out with you intensely. He starts to suck your skin. His lips move from your neck, down to your panties, as he takes them off with his teeth. He unclips your bra and pushes you up against the closet wall. He starts to dry fuck you to tease you, but you enjoy him rubbing his fat cock on your clothes pussy. He makes way to the bed and pushes you onto it. He rams every inch of his cock inside you, whilst his head is in between your tits. He starts to thrust deeper and harder into you, as you moan of pleasure. You grip onto his shoulder blades, as he fucks the living shit out of you. He pulls it out and you both cum on each other. You lick the cum off his abs, and you move your lips down to his soaking wet throbbing dick. You give a blowjob as he moans in delight. He couldn’t help but cum in your mouth. You then both repeat this until your legs become numb.
by themackman06178 August 20, 2022
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"Jackson has been my brother's best friend for as long as I can remember and I have always liked him. He smiles at me and shows off his abs... He can make me horny without even trying. I love the way he makes me feel..." I wrote in my Diary. "Wow... Ashley... I didn't know you felt that way about me." Jackson said looking down at my dairy. I immediately slammed the page shut and pushed my long black hair behind my ear. He leaned down and put his mouth close to my neck. "You make me horny too." He whispered in a sexy voice. I looked back at him and he just smiled. I knew what was going to happen next. I stood up and he walked over to my door to close it, he locked it and I watched him
"Jackson has been my brother's best friend for as long as I can remember and I have always liked him. He smiles at me and shows off his abs... He can make me horny without even trying. I love the way he makes me feel..." I wrote in my Diary. "Wow... Ashley... I didn't know you felt that way about me." Jackson said looking down at my dairy. I immediately slammed the page shut and pushed my long black hair behind my ear. He leaned down and put his mouth close to my neck. "You make me horny too." He whispered in a sexy voice. I looked back at him and he just smiled. I knew what was going to happen next. I stood up and he walked over to my door to close it, he locked it and I watched him
I was so horny. He walked back over to me and planted a kiss on my mouth once. I pushed him away. "What about my Brother Kris?" I asked. "He is asleep, he fell asleep talking to Gabby." He said and fell onto the ground. He kissed my stomach that was showing in only my crop top and a pair of jeans. I smiled and looked down at him. He started messing with the buttons of my jeans and that made me hornier. I took off my jeans and then he stood up. Kissing me while sticking his hand into my underwear. His finger slipped inside of me and I gasped. He chuckled and picked me up. I wrapped my legs around his waits and he took me to the bed and threw me down. His finger was no longer in me and I felt empty. He smiled as he plopped down beside me and instead of sticking one finger in me he stuck 2. He started playing with my chest with the other hand. His teasing made me want him worse. He pulled up my crop top and I wasn't wearing a bra so he didn't have to mess with that. He started playing with and sucking on my chest. I grabbed his dick and pulled it out of his jeans and underwear and gave him a handjob, he was so hard. "Can you fuck me now?" I asked. He nodded and pulled my shirt off., we took off his pants and he slipped on a condom and then thrust into me. Over and over again. Going deeper each time. We didn't stop until morning when my brother walked in. Turns out Jackson didn't lock the door.
by sup_my_dude March 7, 2020
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what happens to me after reading anything.
the state i am in after reading the above definitions.
desiring sex or a wanting to masturbate.
see ganting or randy
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The following example may make you horny, so if you're in a public place where someone might see your bone, refrain from reading by clicking the red x at the top right corner of your window. Thank you, and enjoy if you're already horny.
The lecture about rocket thrusters and heat transfer makes me really horny, my rocket expanding due to increased o fuel flow, so I remove my rocket from it's secret lair in my pants. My rocket science teacher gives me a glare and walks over to me. But instead of yelling at me like I thought she would, she says seductively, "Let me lubricate your rocket for you," and starts to unbutton her blouse. As soon as she removes all of her clothes, she takes off my jeans and my boxers as I caress and lick her tits. Staring up at me with a look of bestial lust, she started to pump my rocket in and out of her mouth, sweet and moist, faster and faster. The feeling of my rocket in her mouth are insane. But soon she can't contain herself any longer, so she pushes me onto my back on the table, straddling her beautiful body on my hips. I guide my rocket into her spaceport, and she starts to bob her spaceport up and down my rocket on top of the table, moaning and purring with ecstasy. Her back arches, as the rhythm and tactile pleasure increases tenfold again and again and again and again as my rocket thrusts in and out of her spaceport, the oily lubricant of her spaceport facilitating the euphoric sensations in my rocket. Her spaceport moving ever faster up and down my rocket, she sighs and groans gradually become louder and louder every second until she begins to scream breathily in heaving gasps, "OOOUUHH GOOOOOD, YEAAAA, OOOUUHHH! OOOUUHHH YEAAAA! ENTER MY SPACEPORT! DRIVE IT HARDER AND HARDER! HARDER!! OOOUUHHH! OOOUUHHH! OOOUUHH YEAAAA!" The friction between her spaceport rubbing against my rocket becomes unbearably blissful. The pleasure is too much: whitish fuel leaves my rocket in a violent starburst of infinite ecstasy. After that, I am not so horny and my rocket falls back to earth, it's engine and thrusters limpid from exhaustion and stress. I hope this example made you horny, because it certainly made me horny writing it.
Reading defs and writing this def on horny made me so horny I made sweet love to the copying machine.
The following example may make you horny, so if you're in a public place where someone might see your bone, refrain from reading by clicking the red x at the top right corner of your window. Thank you, and enjoy if you're already horny.
The lecture about rocket thrusters and heat transfer makes me really horny, my rocket expanding due to increased o fuel flow, so I remove my rocket from it's secret lair in my pants. My rocket science teacher gives me a glare and walks over to me. But instead of yelling at me like I thought she would, she says seductively, "Let me lubricate your rocket for you," and starts to unbutton her blouse. As soon as she removes all of her clothes, she takes off my jeans and my boxers as I caress and lick her tits. Staring up at me with a look of bestial lust, she started to pump my rocket in and out of her mouth, sweet and moist, faster and faster. The feeling of my rocket in her mouth are insane. But soon she can't contain herself any longer, so she pushes me onto my back on the table, straddling her beautiful body on my hips. I guide my rocket into her spaceport, and she starts to bob her spaceport up and down my rocket on top of the table, moaning and purring with ecstasy. Her back arches, as the rhythm and tactile pleasure increases tenfold again and again and again and again as my rocket thrusts in and out of her spaceport, the oily lubricant of her spaceport facilitating the euphoric sensations in my rocket. Her spaceport moving ever faster up and down my rocket, she sighs and groans gradually become louder and louder every second until she begins to scream breathily in heaving gasps, "OOOUUHH GOOOOOD, YEAAAA, OOOUUHHH! OOOUUHHH YEAAAA! ENTER MY SPACEPORT! DRIVE IT HARDER AND HARDER! HARDER!! OOOUUHHH! OOOUUHHH! OOOUUHH YEAAAA!" The friction between her spaceport rubbing against my rocket becomes unbearably blissful. The pleasure is too much: whitish fuel leaves my rocket in a violent starburst of infinite ecstasy. After that, I am not so horny and my rocket falls back to earth, it's engine and thrusters limpid from exhaustion and stress. I hope this example made you horny, because it certainly made me horny writing it.
Reading defs and writing this def on horny made me so horny I made sweet love to the copying machine.
by i swear to god i'm not crunk December 28, 2005
Get the horny mug.Seriously, you looked up horny on the internet. Perv. Anyways, i defined what it is, so we are equal. If your a male( like me) and have a 10 inch when hard ( like me) and have no girl to put it in ( unlike me) then......... just use your hands.
Heres a little story, to get you horny.
Last day of school. Finally. 180 days of torture has ended. But I still have to do my new years resolution, and I finally found the girl. Sadly, she stays after school. Sadly, she has to teach. You get what I mean. My rocket science teacher. But not on the last day, shes finally free today. Rumour is, that once, some time ago, some guy took out his "rocket" and she lubed it for him. So considerate. Anyways, it was my turn. During the last rocket science class, i sat at the back and cleared all the seats. As the class ended, i took out my trobing, rock hard 10 inch "rocket" out of it "secret lair". She looked at me and smiled. She walked around, gave the class some prizes for the year, and came over to my desk. She gently pushed it back in, gave me detention slip with her adress and 6:00 PM on it, smiled and said seductively" Il be waiting, legs open, and ready to lube your rocket.
Heres a little story, to get you horny.
Last day of school. Finally. 180 days of torture has ended. But I still have to do my new years resolution, and I finally found the girl. Sadly, she stays after school. Sadly, she has to teach. You get what I mean. My rocket science teacher. But not on the last day, shes finally free today. Rumour is, that once, some time ago, some guy took out his "rocket" and she lubed it for him. So considerate. Anyways, it was my turn. During the last rocket science class, i sat at the back and cleared all the seats. As the class ended, i took out my trobing, rock hard 10 inch "rocket" out of it "secret lair". She looked at me and smiled. She walked around, gave the class some prizes for the year, and came over to my desk. She gently pushed it back in, gave me detention slip with her adress and 6:00 PM on it, smiled and said seductively" Il be waiting, legs open, and ready to lube your rocket.
To be continued...Stay horny
by The Urban Dictator August 3, 2017
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When you're horny, I recommend having sex or masturbating.
When you're horny, I recommend having sex or masturbating.
It was a Saturday evening, and my boyfriend and I were laying in bed together holding hands. Suddenly, he started kissing me. It was soft at first, but then he lay on top of me and kissed me passionatley. He kissed my neck and began unbuttoning my white blouse and threw it across the room. He massaged my breasts, which made me moan slightly. He carefully unlatched my bra and lay it on the bed, and began sucking on my breasts, which made me really horny. I was moaning louder and louder and began taking his pants off. I took his boxers off and put his dick in my mouth until it was hard. He moaned loudly and rubbed my breasts, then took off my jeans and underwear. He licked my clit and I moaned loudly, and an orgasm shook my body as I screamed with joy. I knew he was just getting warmed up. He took two of his finger and massaged my clit, and with the other hand massaged my breasts and licked them. I felt for his dick and cupped it in my hand, and moved my hand up and down. I felt him cum all over my hand after a few minutes. Then he moaned and squeezed my boobs, and I knew he wanted to get inside of me. I smirked and let him do whatever he wanted to me. He licked my clit and I had another orgasm for almost a minute, screaming. Then finally he put his dick into my vagina and I screamed louder, begging him to fuck me harder. We had sex for three hours.
by awesome person w4474576 December 23, 2010
Get the horny mug.It was the summer and both of my parents were on work trips for the next 9 days. I was bored and had nothing to do so I started to watch porn. I quickly began to get horny. I texted my girlfriend that I was horny and she said that she'd be over as quick as possible. I waited for several minutes until I heard the doorbell ring. I ran to the door and opened it. There she was standing there in a robe, but there were 3 more girls in robes standing next to her. They came in. My girlfriend (Mandy) came over and said "hey there Mr. Horny. I thought we'd try something a little bit different today." My dick got harder. "Well what might that be" I asked. She looked over her shoulder at the other girls. All at once they dropped their robes to the floor to reveal their naked bodies. All 4 girls came over and started tearing off my clothes and I helped them. I was naked. I took turns eating them out as they sucked and played with my 12" cock. I began to play with their breasts. All of them were HUGE. I licked and caressed each and every boob until I could take it anymore. I pushed them down one by one and fucked them hard. All of them were screaming.
"OH MY GOD YESS HARDER FASTER OHHHHHHH YEAH FUCK ME DANIEL" "AHHHHHH OH MY GOD YOU ARE MY JESUS HARDER" "OH GOD FUCK ME HARDER YESSSSS OOHHH YESS AHHHH HARDER FASTER AHHHH" "OH DANIEL DANIEL AHHH FUCK ME HARDER DANIEL AHHHH FASTER OHHHH AHHHH DANIEL YESSS AHHHHHHH OOO DANIEL" I gave then each 5 orgazms and had plenty more myself.
"OH MY GOD YESS HARDER FASTER OHHHHHHH YEAH FUCK ME DANIEL" "AHHHHHH OH MY GOD YOU ARE MY JESUS HARDER" "OH GOD FUCK ME HARDER YESSSSS OOHHH YESS AHHHH HARDER FASTER AHHHH" "OH DANIEL DANIEL AHHH FUCK ME HARDER DANIEL AHHHH FASTER OHHHH AHHHH DANIEL YESSS AHHHHHHH OOO DANIEL" I gave then each 5 orgazms and had plenty more myself.
by Karen may December 15, 2017
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