Herpes

Something all the cool kids in High School have

Man, I must not be cool. I don't have herpes

by Dillon Farnum March 18, 2005

shit herpes

When your fecal matter itches and has cuts all over it. The shit often doesn't fit in in polite social circles.

I sure feel sorry for my shit. It had shit herpes.

by pollup January 11, 2008

herpesface

A person either so ugly you dont want to go near them or someone with massive amounts of herpes on their face. Red crusty bumps all over their face to make them look like a monster. People run from herpesfaces.

1.Dont go near that herpesface he will give you a disease.

2. Did you hear Vitale had a herpesface? ewwwww!

by Slare January 10, 2008

Herpes Island

Herpes Island is a magical place of modern folklore where smiling happy beautiful people ride bicycles and make love on the beach all day. It has been said that the only requirement to join this exclusive community is that you have herpes. Valtrex seems to have rare footage of this mythical locale.

"Wow. That looks like paradise. Do you know where that is?"

"That's Herpes Island, dog..."

"Can I go there?"

"Ya, but only if you have herpes."

"Sweet, I'm there."

by plopmeout12 March 8, 2009

Herpes

1. the gift that keeps on giving
2. cold sores on your cajones or lady parts
3. one of many reasons to wear condoms
4. one of the reasons you never want to hear your partner yell "O God it burns Kill me kill me now" when they urinate

O holy crap I do hope my urine is green from the Saint Pats day beer and not herpes

by Wilhelm January 29, 2004

beach herpes

The rash-like skin irritation that men (and sometimes women) get from the ocean water and sand on their privates.

"Aw man....I just got back from Rhode Island and have a serious case of beach herpes. I'm not getting laid for a week!"

by Liz G December 16, 2005

herper

n. one who is interested in herpetology, usually an amateur.

My boyfriend is a herper, he loves raising reptiles.

by reptiles October 4, 2002