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Blonde Herring

1. A blonde woman who seems to be very attractive from behind or at a distance, but after turning around she is actually very ugly.Usually happens in clubs when you are very drunk.

2. A very unusual fish.
1. (2 Blokes in a club)

Bloke 1: "Fucking hell look at that blonde over there i'd love to give her one mate".

Bloke 2: "You're not the only one mate i wanna bend her over that table over there".

(At this point the blonde woman turns around and she looks about 50 and has black teeth)

Bloke 1: "Jesus christ she looks worse than your mother!".

2. (Two blokes on a fishing trip, one has just caught a fish)

Bloke 1: "What the fuck is THAT!? It's got yellow hair!".

Bloke 2: "It's a blonde herring isn't it you stupid wanker".
by D Bro September 14, 2008
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Heading for Alabama.

A synonym for "not going to happen" or "nope", similar to Hurricane Dorian.
"You want to come over for some kale salad and a Sex And The City marathon?"

"I don't think so. That shit's heading for Alabama."
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Kali harding

Fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit
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izzy harding

Person one: Do you know izzy harding?
Person two: Yes! She is the hottest girl ever, she is just too good.
by oscaroscar April 3, 2021
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Max John Harding Thomas

Its max, thats all just some guy from some town.
Hey "Max John Harding Thomas" How are you?
by UncleGravy June 1, 2023
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Filthy Herring

When a guy is fucking a girl in the ass and he headbutts her in the back of the head, causing her to pass out. He then flips her over and takes a shit on her chest and titty fucks her. This is a combination of the Donkey Punch and Chilli Dog.
Neil: Dude, you sick fuck, did you really give that girl a Filthy Herring.

Jordan: Ya, and she still called me the next day!

Neil: What a slut!
by luv951-2 April 3, 2009
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herking

Something exhibiting action at the top rate possible.
That water is at a herking boil.

The fire is herking now.

Wow, this party is herking.
by Wordyrappingsmith September 14, 2013
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