happy turd

When someone is so excited that they involuntarily drop a turd.

I knew he was insanely happy with our decision when he dropped a happy turd!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2019

Happy Slappy Jam

A kid-friendly word for male ejaculate procured through masturbatory efforts.

Person one: "I like to wibble the wubby and make my happy slappy jam."

Person two: "The fuck did you just say in front of my child?"

by Vorshack July 6, 2020

Trigger happy

Used to describe a person who can't control their trigger finger.
They shoot every chance they get and won't stop shooting.

1:*bang* *bang* *bang*
2:dude you are so trigger happy right now
1: idc, imma shoot everything in my sight from now on!

by Amazingdefinitionswithpbr December 21, 2015

Happy tapioca

To be blindfolded, anally raped, and submerged in pudding

I bought a LOT of pudding cups at the store! I hope you’re in the mood for a happy tapioca!

by Notanormie_reee December 5, 2018

Happy Cat

HAPPY CAT

hap•py cat
hapē kat
Adjective Noun

Someone who has a smile and a positive attitude and outlook on life.

A Happy Cat gets up each day with a smile and shows appreciation for all that they have and all of life’s blessings and greets each day and most people with a smile even through adversity as the know every day is a new day and in that new day great things can happen.

He/She is truly a Happy Cat Happy Cat #HappyCat and always has the right attitude in life.

That is one Happy Cat Happy Cat #HappyCat

Respect the Happy Cat Happy Cat #HappyCat

by LOVE777 September 13, 2014

happy sperm

Sperm that is being ejaculated esp. into the vaginal,oral, or anal orifice of a hottie.

"My god, luke, did you see the ass on that bitch with the skinny fuckstick."

"He may be a fuckstick, but he has some happy sperm."

by dicksy chick November 17, 2007

happy as a sand boy

As happy as a sandboy is an expression which implies blissful contentment and comes from the days when Publicans in the 17th-19th Century used to spread sand on bar floors to catch slops, spills, spit and so on. They used little boys ie Sandboys, to spread sand on the floor & sweep up the soiled sand. They were 'paid' in ale, normally the slops, which made them drunk/merry/happy.

John was as happy as a sand boy

by Markie Moo Cow May 27, 2017