appomattox hanky

The only flag that mattered in the US civil war - an empty white flag flown by the rebel army, signifying utter and complete defeat.

Johnny decided having a girlfriend was more important than being right about which ninja turtle wore a red bandanna, so he sighed and pulled out the Appomattox Hanky.

by Necrotek July 6, 2015

Hanky Wank

Someone who uses a Hanky or Handkerchief to masturbate themselves. The handkerchief will eventually get soaked with their hanky cum

guy 1 - I hate it when you have a wank and end up cumming over yourself and your clothes

guy 2 - I always have a clean handkerchief with me and use them to 'Hanky Wank'

by Hanky Wanker August 8, 2008

Hanky Shanky

A fighting style used in back alley where you distract your opponent with your stunning dance moves the pull a knife.

Yo you wanna fight? Ima do the hanky shanky on yo ass.

by Jackaß February 3, 2019

Mr. Hanky

Baseball Pitch: A curve or sinker with a lot of movement.

After a wicked curve where the batter whiffs: "He gave him a little Mr. Hanky."

by isoprene butadiene methylprope October 14, 2011

Hanky Tuck

The act of taking one's scrotum and "tucking" it into the asshole, as a magician tucks a hankerchief into their hand to make it disappear.

Dude, last night she gave me a hanky tuck. I couldn't find my balls for an hour...

by kobrapops March 15, 2010

Blue Hankie

When a guy jizzes inside of his pants or in reference to said jizz.

Jennifer: How was your movie date with Steven?
Sara: Great, until I saw he had a blue hankie.

by LilBigDog May 26, 2015

Mr. Hanky

that tird from south park

Mr. Hanky is a tird! you should worship him.

by jingy93 December 13, 2008