Hasselhoff

Hasselhoff, David.

The most envied man of the early 90's.

"There are many dying children out there, who's last wish is to meet me."
- David Hasselhoff managing to be both rude and offensive.

by Mayamay April 30, 2005

hamslut

A pathetic chubby girl who doesn't realize she's fugly, and dresses in tight clothing and flirts shamelessly and ineptly with nerd boys for attention.

Look at Char trying to act cute again, she's such a hamslut.

by xex October 23, 2006

a hasselhoff

To drive at a high rate of speed.
Speeding.
Driving fast.
Gunning it.
Lead foot.
Drag Racing.

I was drag racing my Friend the other day when I pulled a hasselhoff on him, winning the race.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 13, 2008

Hanselman

The act of friending two women friends and sleeping with both. Although not at the same time, it must be during the same weekend. Also the women must remain friends after said Hanselmanning.

Man 1: Dude, I hanselmanned those chicks last weekend.

Man 2: And they are still friends?

Man 1: Yeah.

by dickinny April 17, 2013

hansell

Beautiful prince with the hair of Thor and the biceps of Zues. Constantly in the search for a princess with lots of candy ;)

Did you see that guy over there planting flowers? He's definitely a Hansell.

by Cdaddibea January 6, 2016

hässelflaben

1. Mouth

Hey, shut your hässelflaben

by FutureMarineMk May 25, 2016

james hasell

A highly obese woman often known as a "fat suit who found a wig shop " who is known for being fat and ugly.

Girl 1: Did you see that girl who looked like a piece of fat that glued some hair on it?

Girl 2 : Yeah, she was such a James Hasell.

by Susan Hasell November 20, 2013