shit hammock

Its when you build a hammock out of toilet paper in the middle of the toilet bowl to reduce or prevent your poop from plopping loudly into the water.

I had to poo real bad but there was someone else in the restroom so I had to make a shit hammock.

by dropthekids January 30, 2010

dirty hammock

An uncanny woman's vaginal area especially if it's flappy. One in which you go in and come out dirtier than you went in.

I went down on this girls dirty hammock and felt like I was eating used hockey equipment.

by BUSTABYMZ October 3, 2017

Banana Hammock

A man thong.

I bought my man a banana hammock yesterday for our trip to the Bahamas.

by I'mNotGoth May 30, 2016

Hotdog hammock

When 2 overweight men lay upon eachother and place their hotdogs in-between each others breasts and begin to tit wank each other simultaneously (add desired condiments if required)

Did you hear about Richard and Lee the other night they went out for a hotdog hammock!

by Dr kevstein July 14, 2023

Belizean Hammock

The sexual act of cutting a hole in a Hammock with the intent of having a female lie in the hammock and defecate in a Males Mouth

Man last night I gave John McAfee the biggest Belizean Hammock yet!

by Mrmuggles May 28, 2018

nork hammock

a large bra for hanging pendulous breasts in

blimey ken,look at the charlies on that,bet she's got a right nork hammock on under there.

by rocketxl5 December 25, 2005

Banana Hammock

A speedo, undergarments that hold your meat pole in a sling

"Dude, did you see that fat old bastard at the pool wearing a banana hammock?

by Pinp nasty October 12, 2008