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Halle Berry

A woman who is at least a decent actress who even if her performance or appearance may not be the greatest, she can easily come off as a very charming, beautiful, and smart. Disagree if you will.

Also, you know you find her sexy as hell regardless of what you don't like about her. A woman that if you have not, at least ten times, furiously masturbated to her pics until your penis lost feeling and almost fell off, then you sir, are defined as what is known in uncivilized society, a fag.

From her topless scene in Swordfish and coming out of the water on one of Cuba's beaches in that orange bikini dripping wet (like my thang was when I got home from the theater when thinking about it) in 007: Die Another Day to her black leather clad appearance with a whip in Catwoman and that epic two second shot of her bare ass in that nude shower scene in Gothika, she has a body that would make even the most diehard anti-black racist wank off and rethink their position on racial politics.

Here's to hoping to the almighty God in Heaven that we are to be blessed with a preferably naked brown goddess like her in the pages of Playboy magazine. My dick twitches think about and admit it, the idea crossed your mind too.
I'm about to wank off like no tomorrow fantasizing that Halle Berry eats my swordfish! >:D
by CrankMakeStankMaster December 17, 2009
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Hazletonian Glory Hole

A form of exhibitionism, in which a white female tween pushes her naked rear up to a chain link fence, while two Dominican males separately penetrate the women's anus and vagina, through the fence. Very common in Hazleton, Pennsylvania.
Perez: Check out that bitch with the iCarly backpack, signaling us into a Hazletonian Glory Hole.

Carlos: You get the asshole this time, I am sick of scraping shit out of my foreskin.
by Hazletard-in-Chief December 11, 2010
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hallelujah holla' back

expression made popular by the "king of the 'Burbs" John Brown, from "the White Rapper Show" MTV.
Persia- "yous ain't real John Brown! yous whats wrong with hip hop!"

John Brown- "hallelujah holla' back."
by miki and nathan January 29, 2007
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halley

a sexy love machine, or wild female sex beast
she was a halley in bed last night.
by dragonfire February 22, 2008
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Hallelujah

Hallelujah

Hallelujah is the Greek mode of spelling the Hebrew words, which are translated "Praise Ye Jehovah." Notice Hallelu"jah" ends with Jah. Jah is a shortened form of Jehovah.

Most people have no idea that when they say Hallelujah they are actually saying "Praise Jehovah," the name for the Hebrew, Muslim, Christian God. Hallelujah appears in the Christian Greek scriptures and is a good example that first-century Christians used the divine name.
Hallelujah ——because our Lord God, the Almighty, has begun to reign!
by coupedehill September 22, 2009
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Halley

1. A comet that is seen once every 75-76 years. It is the only comet visible to the naked eye.

2. The astronomer (Edmond Halley) that estimated Comet Halley's return.

3. Halleys generally fall in love with the sky–especially the night sky.
1. "I hope I'm alive when Halley's Comet returns."

2.
A."Did you know that Comet Halley was named after Edmond Halley?"
B. "You don't say!"

3. "Wow, I feel like Halley right now. Just look at the sky!"
by Mevon April 23, 2009
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hallee

1)the coolest
2)the best at something
3)the champion
She's totally hallee!
He's the hallee at painting.
They are the hallee of all basketball players!
by Bob November 29, 2003
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