Gunkles

Gay uncles

My gunkles are coming for dinner

by Tom strothers December 23, 2014

grunko

someone who displays or has slut like qualities and is addicted to pills.

She is such a grunko.
I hate grunkos.

by Bobgato October 28, 2007

gunknife

the action of extending one's pointer, middle, and pinkie fingers. much like the middle finger; however gunknife is used more strongly towards a more hated audience. (In order to really get the point across one will poke their audience with the gunknife)

WOW I'm so mad I'm going to gunknife you. *pokes with pointer, middle, and pinkie fingers*

by Leesa Buhn April 13, 2008

gunkelfuck

An event that would normally be thought of as terrible, but for some reason brought about pleasure.

Getting that ticket was a complete gunkelfuck; it costs me hundreds but that cop was gorgeous.

by GavinJC June 19, 2008

gunky mcnutty

This occurs after the original semen explosion. The lumpy, cottage cheese-esque second batch of man juice that requires persistent boning to finish off the night so you can pass out.

She grew inpatient as her male counterpart shook and shook but could not get his gunky mcnutty off the swollen tip of his wenis.

by sean gildea November 10, 2007

Grunk

When a person gets so drunk that they switch sexual orientation until they are sober.

My gay friend Grant got grunk last night, and had a threesome with two big bosomed ladies of the night.

by BruceyBrew November 26, 2015

Mouse Gunk

The crap that accumulates inside your computer mouse on the rollers and makes using the mouse a pain in the butt and you have to take the thing apart to clean it

This Mouse isn't tracking well time to clean the mouse gunk out of it

by Coondogtheman1234 August 12, 2008