After watching Gummo, my college roommate dropped out and renounced his religion. I haven't heard from him sense.
by konkydong November 19, 2010
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wear fake huge chains
embarrasment 2 italians
use hairgel like its water
have tapeups
wear colored contacts
invade clubs and mallsespecially diesel stores or armani exchange
pimp out there honda accords or jettas
blast techno music
OHH YEAHH && WHY DO GUIDOS ALWAYZ TEND 2 POSE EITHER WITH THEIR LIPS PUCKEREDwhich is rather gay OR THEY HAVE THEIR CHIN UP AS IF THEY ARE GOIN TO MESS U UP?
WE NEED 2 STOP THE PLAGUE OF GUIDOS WE MUST TRY AND WIPE THIS GROUP OUT
THEY NUMBER OF THEM ARE GROWING DAILY
THEY ARE INVADINGGG esPECIALLY MALLS
wear fake huge chains
embarrasment 2 italians
use hairgel like its water
have tapeups
wear colored contacts
invade clubs and mallsespecially diesel stores or armani exchange
pimp out there honda accords or jettas
blast techno music
OHH YEAHH && WHY DO GUIDOS ALWAYZ TEND 2 POSE EITHER WITH THEIR LIPS PUCKEREDwhich is rather gay OR THEY HAVE THEIR CHIN UP AS IF THEY ARE GOIN TO MESS U UP?
WE NEED 2 STOP THE PLAGUE OF GUIDOS WE MUST TRY AND WIPE THIS GROUP OUT
THEY NUMBER OF THEM ARE GROWING DAILY
THEY ARE INVADINGGG esPECIALLY MALLS
by iTaLiaNxgUrL November 2, 2006
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1. an insult to anybody who is actually Italian.
2. over tanned, hair crazed, big chested morons who drive shitty cars with rims that cost more than the car does.
3. Dress like complete jerk offs in a vain attempt to look cool and still go to clubs long after they should.
2. over tanned, hair crazed, big chested morons who drive shitty cars with rims that cost more than the car does.
3. Dress like complete jerk offs in a vain attempt to look cool and still go to clubs long after they should.
Guido: Hey, look at me, I'm Italian!!
Real Italian: Shut the hell up, you wannabe. (Proceeds to beat the piss out of loud mouth Guido wih baseball bat).
Real Italian: Shut the hell up, you wannabe. (Proceeds to beat the piss out of loud mouth Guido wih baseball bat).
by Cowboyssuck August 31, 2010
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consists of gay midgets
backwoods inbred families
girls who like ducktape ripped off their nipples
men who wrestle with chairs
a kid who wears bunny ears and sits on a toilet playing the accordian
a repulsive looking 15 yr old boy who likes to eat spaghetti and milk in black bathwater while his mother washes his hair- he also drops a candy bar into this brown filthy bathwater and eats it
a retarded girl shaves off her eyebrows and walks around aimlessly
2 hick boys whip drown and kill dead cats
mom tapdances then puts a gun to her sons head and says smile or ill shoot you
makes fun of deaf people
boys kill and turn in dead cats to the chinese restraunt for food
man sells dead cat carcusses to the public
a albino woman who likes to dance and is lookin for a man
women with no eyebrows
old man trys to touch girls after they loose their cat, gee i wonder what happened to the cat
tornados
a guy who pimps his retarded disabled sister out to neighborhood boys
and harmony korine as a gay man who is in a relationship with a black midget.
Keep in mind all of these people are southern talkin rednecks from ohio. They seemed to me to be more from the deep south though.
consists of gay midgets
backwoods inbred families
girls who like ducktape ripped off their nipples
men who wrestle with chairs
a kid who wears bunny ears and sits on a toilet playing the accordian
a repulsive looking 15 yr old boy who likes to eat spaghetti and milk in black bathwater while his mother washes his hair- he also drops a candy bar into this brown filthy bathwater and eats it
a retarded girl shaves off her eyebrows and walks around aimlessly
2 hick boys whip drown and kill dead cats
mom tapdances then puts a gun to her sons head and says smile or ill shoot you
makes fun of deaf people
boys kill and turn in dead cats to the chinese restraunt for food
man sells dead cat carcusses to the public
a albino woman who likes to dance and is lookin for a man
women with no eyebrows
old man trys to touch girls after they loose their cat, gee i wonder what happened to the cat
tornados
a guy who pimps his retarded disabled sister out to neighborhood boys
and harmony korine as a gay man who is in a relationship with a black midget.
Keep in mind all of these people are southern talkin rednecks from ohio. They seemed to me to be more from the deep south though.
by Rod February 26, 2005
Get the GUMMO mug.Lisa - "Hey do you see that eurotrash pretty boy with the tight abercrombie shirt, spiked hair, and waxed eyebrows?"
Tina - "Yeah I thought he was gay, but then I realized he and his buddies had shitty macho boy attitudes. What a bunch of total douchebags."
Lisa - "No just a guido. The big muscles are supposed to make up for their small penis. I bet the one in the wifebeater isn't even Italian"
Tina - "Yeah I thought he was gay, but then I realized he and his buddies had shitty macho boy attitudes. What a bunch of total douchebags."
Lisa - "No just a guido. The big muscles are supposed to make up for their small penis. I bet the one in the wifebeater isn't even Italian"
by badgonegood March 7, 2008
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by Scatman_Jonny January 9, 2010
Get the Guilo mug.A breed of Guido only spotted during the colder, snowy months of the year. Unlike the regular Guido which can be spotted by it's signature "popped collar", the Michigan Guido uses a scarf worn indoors to signify his faggotry with a shirt one-half size too small, as to sell tickets to his gun show. Also worth noting, this particular breed (because let's be honest, any Guido is sub-human) will have the typical pursed lips, over-sized fake diamond earring, Oompa-Loompa tan, and non-gelled Wop-Dago hair. Not to outdone by their Jersey counterparts, what they lack in spikey Aqua-Nettitude, they make up for in utter fucktardation, with a dash of douchebaggery, and a heaping load of assfaggery.
I swear to Christ if that fucking Michigan Guido moved my barstool one more time I would have set his scarf on fire had I a little moar whiskey in my system, and if somebody wouldn't have stopped me.
by dean teh peen January 8, 2009
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