Grundlectomy

The removal of the grundle, due to disease or pubic lice.

Poor Sheldon, no one knew if he was a man or woman after his grundlectomy

by Dan February 20, 2004

grundle-cam

An all too common porn camera angle, where the camera pushes in for a close up, and captures only the man's sack and taint; and is often a result of poor camera work during the missionary position.

Dude, i was pulling off a good one last night until i got some grundle-cam. That shit was devastating. It set me back like five minutes.

by ReidMobile January 11, 2009

grundle of dawn

earlier then the crack of dawn. the grundle is darker and more irritating to wake up at.

"you need to be up at the grundle of dawn to be to work on time"

by matty_p October 16, 2008

Grankley

Adj. "GRANK-el-LEE" Grankley is used to describe someones appearance or demeanor. It means to look messed up so bad as to be below ones notice.

Jesus! Get a load of this Grankley fuck!
I feel Grankley today.

by UberSmoof October 25, 2009

Grundlesmooch

The male on Male version of scissoring.

Noun: That Grundlesmooch session at the male strip-club last night was insane.
Verb: The Grundlesmooching commenced quickly once Herbert lured Chris into the wrestling ring.

Credits:
Word creation: User: mull3286 at Reddit
Word definition: User: freshOJ at Reddit

by Annonomouse June 7, 2013

Seaman's Grundle

When two males are engaged in butt sex and one pulls out and cums all over his mates grundle.

Gay #1: Dude i'm about to bust
Gay #2: Shoot it on my grundle
Gay #1: You want a seaman's grundle?!

by Don Murphey McMaster July 10, 2009

Gruncle

When your niece or nephew becomes a parent, you become a great uncle, a gruncle.

My niece had a baby girl and now I am Gruncle Bob.

by Sutarooni April 26, 2009