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Confused Groundhog

When you have your girl get on all fours and put a pie pan under each part that touches the floor. Then start pumping away. Every time you thrust, she’ll slide forward. That coupled with her ecstasy will make her look like a confused groundhog foraging for a nut.
Rich: “Tina and I got the pie pans out last night and I slid her all around the floor with my back shots.”
Curtis:”The ol’ Confused Groundhog…that’s hot!”
by TheCanon13 October 5, 2023
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Groundhog Day rizz

Using insight and information about your target's life, interests, and preferences that you obtained covertly or from indirect sources in order to abet your romantic advances.

Origin: 1993 comedy in which Phil (Bill Murray) uses said tactics to rizz up Nancy (Marita Geraghty). Of course in this instance he uses the nonlinear temporal circumstances to his advantage.
"I heard Eleanor Rigby picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been."
"Shitt, I'm damn near boutta slide to the church down the street, there was just a wedding there..."

"Bro tryna use the Groundhog Day rizz."
by palabraplug November 12, 2023
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Groundhog

Referring to a fat chubby person who sits around all day and eats everything.
Your a big old groundhog.
by Sxtx2357 February 26, 2024
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Groundhog date

Makes a reference to the film Groundhog Day.
A groundhog date is when you have the same date over and over again, by taking your dates to the same places and having the same conversations, so that it feels like the same date being repeated but with different women.
Krish- We watched Groundhog Day on all my first dates

Bhakti- ah! So you did a groundhog date?
Krish- nice! I’ll claim this word on urban dictionary now!
by Romy8780 April 15, 2018
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Groundhogging it

When you have to shit so bad, the shit keeps poking at ur hole, peeking in and out.
Dude, I hope we make a pitstop quick, I'm over here groundhogging it!
by Buddy Bestie January 1, 2024
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groundhogged

1. The act of repeated deja vu
2. Also, a sexual position similar to Mexican Halloween
Dude, I was in the bed and I felt like I was getting groundhogged, and it just wasn't what my wife was doing to me.
by Red Ramshackle February 26, 2011
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Groundhog Dayting

Groundhog dayting is when a person takes his significant other on the exact same date multiple times in a row i.e. pizza hut and then a movie.
Martha broke up with Timothy for Groundhog dayting. He had taken her out for pizza 6 dates in a row.
by PlagueMIsty December 16, 2018
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