grief jerky

Masturbating when you are sad

My girlfriend dumped me so I am on a diet of grief jerky.

by fabulousone January 19, 2013

taylor grief

An exclamation of upset or calamity, though normally associated with the disbelief of a situation (slightly humourous). A little stronger than "good grief" but nowhere near as strong and a lot more humourous than "shit" or "fuck it".

For the 3rd time that morning Ricky dropped his toast & marmalade on the kitchen floor and once again it landed marmalade side down - "Taylor grief", he muttered to himself.

by sixxon December 30, 2008

Good Fucking Grief

A phrase that you say when something goes wrong

Good fucking grief I stubbed my toe again

by anonymous November 22, 2020

circumcision related grief

Grief or depression from being Circumcised. Most cases relate to sensitivity, either to the lack of sensitivity as a result of the foreskin's removal or to the overabundance of sensitivity due to the lack of a protective layer. Cases of Circumcision Related Grief range from mild to extreme, and side effects include but are not limited to: intrusive thoughts, rage, depression, homicidal ideation, suicidal ideation, homicidal actions, suicidal actions. If you or a loved one are experiencing Circumcision Related Grief, there are several online communities which can provide a much needed support network for like minded and similarly afflicted individuals - know that you are not alone.

Overcome by Circumcision Related Grief, my every waking moment was consumed with thoughts of what was taken from me at birth.

by 32ozSoftDrink January 5, 2020

5 Stages of Grief

1- Denial
2- Anger
3- Bargaining
4- Depression
5- Acceptance

person A: My aunt has been through the 5 Stages of Grief since Biden won the election !
person B: Isn't she over-reacting ?
person A: Nah my uncle died of shock when he learnt that Trump lost.

by Ragondin November 18, 2020

automatic flush grief

The disappointed feeling you have when the automatic flush at Wal-Mart flushes the toilet before you have time to inspect your recently deposited fecal matter.

Colan had automatic flush grief when the toilet at Wal-Mart automatically flushed before he had time to inspect his recently deposited fecal matter.

by petermante April 28, 2011

Giving me grief

Cause someone unwanted annoyances or problems

He was giving me grief about missing work.

by cjenlee914 February 6, 2019