The GASP Experience

Being within a 25 mile radius of the awesomeness that is GASP and experiencing it's uberness.

Man, I was passing through Chicago the other day and as soon as entered the city limits I felt a surge of uberness. It must've been The GASP Experience that everyone is talking about.

by Greatness101 December 23, 2009

Gasp

1) Deep breath made when desperate for air.

2) Deep breath made when surprised.

1) After emerging from his tankless, two-minute-and-thirty-seven-second dive, Frank gasped for air with deep, exhausted breaths.

2) I gasped when I learned that Lena was in fact the one who wrote the "Anel was here" message on the blackboard that hat gotten us detention.

by Confident Lefty April 9, 2006

Grampster

A man or woman aged 65 years or older who considers them-self to be a gangster. They are usually thugged out with ghetto wear, and have tattoos all over their bodies.

Did you see that 70 year old Grampster with the flat billed Twins hat? I bet that old bastard is hard as hell and is packin' serious heat.

Guy 1: You better watch out for that Grampster, he won't hesitate to bust a fat cap in your ass.

Guy 2: Yeah but he'll probably break a hip trying to catch me!

I bet sawdust and mothballs would fly out of his pockets if that old ass Grampster fell over!

by Chuck Richards December 18, 2008

gramps champ

The overly slow and cautious driver, usually elderly but not necessarily, who manages to stay in front of you in traffic. They turn where you want to turn, exit where you want to exit, and go into the same parking lot you're heading for, and so they are always in the lead. You have trouble passing them because there's only one lane or else traffic volume is just too busy. So much to your frustration, you remain in second place while they undeservingly take the checkered flag!

Jack: "How come you're so late? The movie's about to start!"

Danny: "I was rushing, but I got stuck behind two or three gramps champs on the way here! It was so annoying!"

by GarthF March 7, 2006

gasping

British slang for experiencing nicotine withdrawal. American equivalent is "having a nicfit."

I had to work all day today without a fag break. By the time they let me out I was gasping.

by BobR September 3, 2010

grampaslacks

The act of scoring higher than the Pope at Centipede whilst devouring a baby-themed lampshade.

"Dude, I grampaslacks your score, Mr. John Paul...and this lampshade tastes NASTY!"

by Gangardo August 10, 2006

gaspa

very clever and smart person

you're like gaspa!

by gaspa August 5, 2003