cheese-grator

When your boner scrapes against the inside of your fly, scraping your foreskin.

O man that girl was so hot she gave me a cheese-grator

by Iacus April 26, 2008

granola

A tree hugging, free spirited hippie minus all the drugs.

Melissa is a granola.

by Anonymous May 13, 2005

Granola Chomper

Extreme liberal, green-freak, hippie-dippie from a place such as Berkeley. They move into your community and coat it in PC, making you want to move.

The granola chompers destroy their own cities then move in to new communities and destroy those.

by Connacht July 19, 2009

granola conservative

A person who is politically conservative, yet cultivates a healthy suspicion of mass culture, as well as an appreciation for aesthetics and cultural artifacts that would normally be associated with leftist leanings.

Wayne's Birkenstocks and his taste for organically grown vegetables belied his granola conservative beliefs.

by Alo Konsen September 16, 2003

granola girl

A girl who doesn't wear a bit of makeup, has a very low-maintenance appearance, dresses in mainly earth tone colors and the clothing is very casual (even in more formal occasions). She will also wear comfort footwear such as Birkenstock or Jesus sandals. Looks very bland - like granola.

granola girl

by Cin895655 October 12, 2013

granola child

a modern hippie. One who "enjoys" tie-dye, granola and peace...man.

like...whoa...a granola child

by gracie lucy June 29, 2006

granoler

Slang for "granola."

Princess ate her granoler bar because she was very ungry.

by mayo79 April 14, 2008