gophering

when you have to shit really bad, but you aren't close to a bathroom, the turd starts to come out, but you suck it back in your ass as you walk swiftly to the john. like a gopher popping out of a hole.

i had to shit so bad, that turd was gophering!

by here coco! April 11, 2008

dramatic look gopher

A term of endearment, often used to describe something very impossibly sad. Also one of the most over used youtube GOD-LIKE videos

Erick: dude why are you so "dramatic look gopher" all of a sudden?

Jhonny: i think i have blue balls man.

by BALLIN'!!!!! April 27, 2008

Gopher

Anyone who attends the University of Minnesota (Twin Cities campus) or a supporter of aforementioned university.

Go Gophers! Hey yo!

by Middy187 December 9, 2008

Gopher dance

Pleasuring a woman from behind, the male will lift up his shirt, place his hands on his hips while rotating his lower body in a counter clockwise fashion. Resulting in a movement similar to the Gopher's dance in the movie caddyshack.

You haven't tried anything till you receive the gopher dance of love.

by trichizzel September 2, 2003

Gopher Boy

Joel Koop.

joel koop wears long shirts, often. What a Gopher Boy!

by Tahler February 11, 2009

Gopher Hole

The anus. The rectum. The o ring. The bunghole.

She had me climbing the wall last night when she surprised me with a finger in the old gopher hole.

Rachel loves to play with my gopher hole when she gives me a Hummer.

I was hitting her doggie last night and I decided to thumb her gopher hole.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

Gopher Hole

The holes of a female when being referred to in relation to them being filled by a Gopher or other gopher like creature.

“There ain’t one more Gopher Hole left unfilled on this entire campus!”

“That’s what you get when you go to MSU, the Gopher himself just taking care of buisness!”

by thelittleoneill September 18, 2021