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Gimpy Pirate

A gimpy pirate is a sexual maneuver where a man ejaculates into a woman's eyes, and then kicks her in the knee. Thus, when she is hopping around on one foot and covering one eye, it looks like a gimpy pirate
Dude, last night was hilarious, I Gimpy Pirate'd my girlfriend. She was pissed though.
by horrorwithin625 November 23, 2009
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gommy

To be gommy is to be slow, geekish, four-eyed, lethargic and off the ball
Nick is just SO gommy!
by Timmy February 14, 2005
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gomp

An acronym meaning "get off my phone" used by tech support sluts around the world.
"dude I so just hung up on that lady for being dumb.....GOMP!!!"
by Dannypants June 9, 2004
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gomphosis

1) A guy and a girl who are constantly having sex.

2) A guy and a girl who are never apart.

Really, a peg that does not withdraw from its socket, such as a tooth — but you can see why its meaning changed.
Nate and Lisa are, like, gomphosis.
by knightshade December 10, 2004
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gimpyfisherman

One who joins forces with Bowser to wreck havoc on the sea
Gimpyfisherman used super rod. ... ... ... Not even a nibble!
by shippou and pals April 19, 2008
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Gimpy Bear

1.) A very old worn-out, yet well loved teddy bear that is still in use. It has had limbs sewn back on, lopsided limbs/eyes/nose/mouth, missing eyes/nose/limbs/stuffing, matted/patched, and/or faded coloring. It has been drooled on, used as a tissue to wipe away snot, tears and/or blood, and used as a napkin.

2.) A twisted pet name for a lover that is handicaped by some form or other being from accident, injury, surgery or birth.
1.) Wow! That teddy bear is so old! It's falling apart! She still sleeps with that? Damn! That's one gimpy bear!

2.) I love you my gimpy bear! You are so cute and sweet, even though you are missing an arm.
by irishprincess1374 July 10, 2009
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Gimpy

Gimpy
by Sterling0x1 May 15, 2019
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