glumpie

when a dude gets head while he takes a shit

i got bored of magazines so i called over lisa and i got a glumpie

by nick the goth January 5, 2006

Glumpers

A group of 7 dwarfs which go and gang bang (have sex with) a hot girl.

"gimme that fucking ass" exclaimed one of the glumpers

by Gaugamela July 26, 2016

glumpy

When a man receives oral sex while taking a dump.

That ho is so dirty, she even gave me a glumpy!

by tharper October 23, 2004

glump

to glump (v.) the act of rolling a person on roller skates back and forth to anally penetrate them. 2007, from "glide and bump"
forms:
to glump
glumped
glumping
glumper

"dude you shoulda seen the chick i glumped down at the roller-disco"

by bmanc900 August 5, 2007

Glumballs

The act of forcing a "gleeballs" on someone, thereby making the act not as gleeful, but entirely glumful. Gleeballing is the homosexual act of stroking/raking your scrotum across the smiling face of your partner. Glumballs is the same act, but without the smile.

Friend 1: "I've never been sadder as that time I was gleeballed..."

Friend 2: "How the hell were you gleeballed if you didn't enjoy it? Did he hold you down? Were you not in a gleeballing mood? Dude, you totally got some glumballs up in there... ya better recognize!"

by ttobrub January 15, 2009

Glukshter

The german variant of the modern term "Gangsta." Glukshtas tend to occupy the streets and are in a constant gang war with the Juden.

ZIEG HEIL GLUKSHTER STRAIGHT UP.

by GeezusKryst June 17, 2010

Glummey

verb: To feel hungry and down; adjective: a way to describe the mood you're in

I'm feeling kind of glummey this morning.

by Mulberry Magic 2011-12 Staff August 22, 2012