Glonkin

To copy some1 else's style or steez and make it so pretentious that its totally ruined .

Owen: "Bro stop glonking my steez"

by kalifragilistic June 18, 2025

Gooking

Gooking or to gook is the act of cooking but in a highly artful and successful way. Some home chefs cook up budget friendly and sub average meals for their families but some of us just absolutely gook. Gooked food is never raw in the middle or under cooked, never burnt or unappetizing. The food must be gooked to perfection, buttery and braised, sautéed and simmered, sensual and steaming. When you look over and see your Eshet Chayil gooking in the kitchen you might even feel a little gooked yourself.

To "Gook."

The food is finally "Gooked."

Sarah is "Gooking" up dinner right now.

You gooked that paella right up.

Don't flip the crepe until it's fully gooked.

Conversation:

A: WYD tn

B: Gookin

A: Dayum, what's on the menu
B: Come find out
A: Girl you best be gookin when I get there

B: Oh, it'll be gooked up for ya

Later...
A: Girl you really gooked tonight

B: I only gook like that for you
A: I'm gooked

by @sarahbellaweasley July 10, 2025

Gooking

When one goons and geeks out at the same time

"Yo bro, I'm totally gooking right now.."
"Let a homie hook out with you.."

by AlwaysMagic July 19, 2025

glorkinshlorb

an absolute dumbass of a being

That cat is such a glorkinshlorb!

by sdfghfgsdsdfg October 12, 2025

Gookin

The act of engaging in self-stimulation while using the toilet, combining elements of prolonged arousal focus with defecation.

After my morning cup of coffee, I like to enjoy a nice Gookin before work.

by DDP58 December 22, 2025

clif gookinator

A "clif gookinator" is when somebody eats a cheese burger while having his/her finger inserted in another persons ass.

Me and the bros pulled a clif gookinator last night.

by One nut hud January 28, 2018

ja gookin

when you out here just doing shit for no reason

bitch u ja gookin

by dickwitcheese October 21, 2020