Giger Wanker

A Giger Wanker is someone who straps themselves to a ceiling whilst wearing a gas mask and then proceeds to masturbate to a slide show of H.R. Giger paintings. Traditionally they will mutter, "this is normal, this is normal," to themselves until they cum when they will shout, "take that sexual perversion!"

"Why is every guy I meet gay, married or a Giger Wanker?"

by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011

Leno Giver

When someone retires from a legendary television franchise, passes the torch to a worthy successor. Then he gets bored and starts a new show which sucks and then asks for their old job back by firing the successor.

He's a leno giver

by tas46064 January 14, 2010

giner shiner

Like a black eye, but on the giner.

That roller derby girl just gave the other one a giner shiner!

by Mad mel January 21, 2008

giver the onion

1. To vigoursly give sexual satisfaction to the female through intercourse to the point that you may make her cry. Past tense (gaver the onion)

2. The want of sexual relations

3. The need to expediate a situation

1. I was doing Lola last night and I was so intense when I gaver the onion she cried.

2. Wow Nick did you see that chick? I would love to giver the onion tonight dude.

3. Hey Nick!! giver the onion.

by mram November 5, 2007

Moon Gazers

A woman's breasts that curve upward, particularly with erect nipples, such that they gaze at the moon.

Check out the moon gazers on that chick.

by Vengex March 4, 2011

Meat gazer

A guy named Kevin who admires your package when your not looking.

Troy....Kevin is gazing your package! What a meat gazer!

by antigazer August 19, 2008

The Half-gift Giver

This is someone who gives you a gift, usually a gift certificate at a bar or restaurant, with the intention of you using it with them, so in effect, it is only a half-gift

Danny: Happy birthday, Mike, here's your gift!

Mike: Hey, a $50 gift certificate to Rob's Good Time Bar, thanks!

Danny: What are you doing today? I was thinking of going to Robs, wanna go?

Mike: Ummmm, yeah, I guess...(wow, what a cheap fuck Dan is, he is the half-gift giver, looks like I'm paying for the tab, ... again...)

by bob_c_o January 31, 2010