girthy

a person or thing that is short and wide.

That girl over yonder is girthy.

Joe has a genuinely girthy dick.

by zztops yo January 22, 2007

Girth

1. The circumference of the shaft of one's penis.

2. An exclamation to be used amongst men on sightings of potential recipients of "the girth"; thus raising the group's awareness of said recipient without blowing one's cover.

1. Damn Delilah, my vagina is so tender this morning. I was receiving a healthy 10 inches of girth from Gregg last night.

2. *Potential girth recipient walks by*

Man 1: "GIRTH!"
Man 2, 3 and 4: "Good call Gregg. Good call."

by Leway February 9, 2010

Girth

Measurement of thickness. Namely of the shaft part within the penile region.

Me: My word Habz, that's some killer girth you have there?
Habz: Yes cuzzeh, you see girth is a Gujjar blessing, henceforth the name MC Girth

by Ilyaatay Emantay April 23, 2015

girthquake

See: travaconda

"How did last night go?"

"I had to ice my vag after he whipped out dat girthquake."

by buttstuff2k16 May 20, 2016

Girth Control Pills

Girth Control Pills (def., noun): Any prescription to remedy erectile dysfunction. Includes known dick pills like Viagra, Cialis and Hardonex.

~One more gash-gouging original term by AndyBones, the man who wields the net handle PaulAllensCard~

With these new girth control pills, you can literally see your own reflection on your cock!

by PaulAllensCard November 21, 2016

Girthulese

The correct combination of girth, length, weight, surface area and density of ones penis designed to conquer all rancid flanges.

Hey honey, meet Girthulese

by Peersnuts December 31, 2016

girthdiva

Chicks who only do it with guys who have a girthy dick.

Girl to girlfriend. I'm such a girthdiva as all I want to do is ride Jim's wide and girthy dick.

by PGB3476 March 2, 2018