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Butt Geiser Surpriser

Also known as the BGS, this is a loving sexual act in which the giver urinates up the butt of the recipient.

BGS tournaments are also known to occur in some parts of the United States, though the rules of the tournament aren't well known.
I couldn't believe the sensation brought on to me after receiving my first BGS.

After years of BGSing, I have a permanent limp.
by Dave February 12, 2004
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geriatric gigalo

an old man usually in his late 50's or early 60's who likes to hit on young women,usually in their 20's or 30's.this is not cool-it's actually pretty disgusting.
omg!that geriatric gigalo just asked me if i wanted to go home with him!can you believe that?
by thebadnun January 14, 2010
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GeiserMeisers

GeiserMeisers...who are they?
Where do they come from?
I'll tell ya where....
They come out of nowhere...
Determined...
Focused....
Fueled by the desire to be a "geisermeiser"
They are "geiser"....
With their desire alone...they don't need to cheat
They are "meiser"....
You admire their strength everytime they come into the gym
Training becomes a mission for them!!
They "tank" over anyone that's gets in their way
And spare no one...not their partners or themselves in their training

GeiserMeisers have unbelievable power and physiques that would rival hercules They are everywhere where people think they aren't
And not everywhere people think they are
They are "warriors" in every sense of the word
And they "never quit"
They eat, sleep, think, and breathe being a "geisermeiser"
they do whatever it takes to achieve their goals in the gym And leaves nothing to chance

They are power-bodybuilders
Mortal gymrats envy them....
Powerlifters respect them...
Bodybuilders admire them...
And outside the gym...they fear no one!!

They have strength & honor towards fellow freaks and others...
They leave a mark in the gym everytime they are there...
Tell me......
Are you a GeiserMeiser??
WSM champion Bill Kazmaier is a GeiserMeiser
by afellowgeisermeiser January 13, 2005
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Geri-Jerk

When a male, typically in his 20's or 30's, receives a hand job from an elderly, geriatric male or geriatric female.
Frank went to Walmart and with a little sweet talk, picked up an old lady in the pharmacy department. She accompanied him to his car in the parking lot where she graciously gave Frank a Geri-Jerk before resuming her shopping for adult diapers and fiber pills.
by Eaton Holgoode September 15, 2015
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geisha

They sell their skills not their body
"Is that a prostitute?"
"Oh no, it's just a geisha"
by 4NN137R4N December 18, 2008
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gerish

Anything that looks, smells, tastes, sounds, feels bad.
Anything with a negative aspect.
That girl is gerish :(
by Fevzinho June 11, 2006
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Geisha-ed

When three guys cum on a girl's face, or a guy cums three times on a girl's face.
She gave me three hand jobs last night.
Did she get geisha-ed?
So much that I wanted sushi after.
by SDSU December 12, 2009
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