gammon face

British term for (usually) old, upper class, conservative, racist white men who voted for Brexit. Usually characterised by their red “gammon” faces caused by heavy alcohol usage.
“Ah Gary… that gammon face has no idea what we working class go through.”
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Cognitive gammonance

Where gammons can link any subject to something they hate no matter how unrelated.
Headline: High energy particle seen zooming towards earth. "Probably Harry and Meghan rushing to their next interview". - cognitive gammonance
by Chippy De Chip March 12, 2021
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Gammon Paradox

Someone that wants to keep their sovereignty yet rejects that very same sovereignty.

This occurs primarily when a Gammon that voted for a hard Brexit to get their sovereignty back, has a fit due to the law of the land (sovereignty) going against their wishes.

Or, when the act of a proroguement was deemed by a Gammon that it was not used for 'particular purpose' (i.e. Brexit), yet the Gammon insists the 'particular purpose' was affected by the deemed illegality of said proroguement.
"This is a prime example of a Gammon Paradox, as he insists the supreme court is the bad ones in all this, but the courts are part of our sovereign state."
by Streakin-Bacon September 25, 2019
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