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Fuzz Fiesta 

2 or more police cars harassing 1 pulled over car. Usually when ONLY 1 cop is needed and backup is TOTALLY unnecessary. Also happens when a black or brown guy is pulled over.
Guy 1: Last night, four cop cars had me pulled over for forgetting to turn on my blinker.

Guy 2: Those pigs were just having a fuzz fiesta.
Fuzz Fiesta by trunchmuncher18 July 25, 2010
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fuzz wanger 

A kick in the vagina with a welly booted foot
She better cut that nonsense out before I give her a good fuzz wanger.
fuzz wanger by Cheesy cheddar December 9, 2013
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Fuzz Cunt 

An uncut cunt that looks like a hibernating squirrel. It’s so hairy even Scizzors can’t cut the Fuzz cunt
I walked in on my Grandma taking a show and she had the biggest Fuzz Cunt I’ve ever seen!
Fuzz Cunt by Pussyfooting69427 February 17, 2022

fuzz bubbles 

a pair of perfectly round testicals, preferably hairy.
luis: man, his nuts are'nt deformed like mine and look at them hairs on 'em!
bryan: call them fuzz bubbles, son.
luis: =o

fuzz bludgeon 

to take a serious beating from a police officer.
Have a good time. Don't get fuzz bludgeoned for bein' melungeon.
fuzz bludgeon by DC Haha November 5, 2009

fuzz bucket 

An enormously furry, trashy stray cat.
Look at that poofy ass fuzz bucket in the alley.
fuzz bucket by Miss Vet February 28, 2005

fuzz nugget

A crusted up piece of shit, mixed with toilet paper and lint, that hangs from the fuzz of your anal treasure hole.

See Also: Dingoberry or Dingle Berry
Hey, Im not licking that with a fuzz nugget hanging from it...Grose!
fuzz nugget by Umkay November 29, 2007