Louis Futon

A fake/knock off Louis Vuitton handbag or wallet etc.

“Omg Becky look at that girl she totally has a Louis Futon!”
“What’s a Louis Futon?”
“A fake Louis bag DUHHH”

by princessalik November 2, 2019

Funone

a mentally retarded person

Look at that noobie, he's such a funone!

by Mick January 9, 2004

futon

-n- one that gets incredibly uncomfortable over time

"Damn, that bitch is a futon"

by tomm-e January 25, 2009

futon alliance

A close association of video game players, assembled on a futon (or other seating device), formed to advance common interests by playing as team. Members of a futon alliance are loyal and trusting of each other; they will not act against other members of the alliance. Failure to act in accordance with terms of the futon alliance will result in a player being rejected from the coalition and henceforth being known as a futon asshole.

Rebecca, you better find Molly and destroy her player or else we will lose and you will no longer be a part of this futon alliance!

by uglysinglesclub December 15, 2008

Furon

A vicious spiteful person, usually appearing harmless and timid until agitated.

He attacked as if releasing the rage of a Furon.

by M. B. December 15, 2008

FUPOS

Fucking ugly piece of shit. Example: your dog, your mother, your 5th grade science teacher.

"Wow Bob ... you are just one FUPOS!"
"Your face is a FUPOS!"
"FUPOS fucker!"
"Rachelle, your car is a FUPOS!"

by Megroxorz January 20, 2008

futon

A nasty contraption, perceivably made of concrete. Impossible to fold without losing at least a few fingers if not an entire limb. It is the bed of the devil.

Last night I slept on my mate's futon, now I feel like I've kicked to death by a mob.

by evilmango April 27, 2006