straight fucked 

Really fucked, extremely fucked, remarkably fucked, etc.

There's a test tomorrow and I'm straight fucked.

straight fucked by bingcrosby July 9, 2009

Pumpkin Fucked

1. The result of receiving a poor haircut.

2. Requesting subtle blend from duckass into broad comb-over only to receive bowl cut blow out jersey parkway.

3. The result of pumpkins being destroyed onto neighbors, professors, managers, and god parents homes, vehicles, jets, schooners or kayaks.

4. Having had your skull banged out.

Mrs. Doe adversely tipped her stylist twenty five percent despite being pumpkin fucked the day before her sons queero wedding.

Last night Kip pretty much just pumpkin fucked Calhoun's once dynamite crew cut.

Upon the realization that my date just wasn't going to shut the fuck up, I knew the only way I'd have silence was to pumpkin fuck her into oblivion.

Pumpkin Fucked by Oily Depths March 28, 2010

Club Fucked 

1. When playing video game golf (Tiger Woods) the computer does not allow you to use a certain club.

2. The club you wish to use is not an option.

"Awe man, you got club fucked on that one."
"Shit! if I wasn't gettin' club fucked I could make this."
"How come every time we play for money I get club fucked?"

Club Fucked by w.phx.az March 10, 2009

Fuckleknuckle 

A person who is, or is being, an equal mix of a Fuckstick and a Knuckle head

Hey Fuckleknuckle, get back over here! Don't you know you can't just go around acting like such an idiot.

Fuckleknuckle by Whatcha thinking bout? July 8, 2011

Fucked The Monkey 

To perform a slight error that unwittingly caused horrible, catastrophic level events

reference to: the widely-believed myth that AIDS began after someone fucked a monkey, caught the disease and then spread it through mankind.

A: "so I was writing a dirty email to my girl and accidentally sent it to my boss, her husband found it on her phone, thought she was cheating, and killed her and himself, now the company is folding and 400 people are without work and since this is a private hospital it's leaving 1000 patients without care....."

B: "dude, you fucked the monkey"

Fucked The Monkey by Dyrk Diggler April 1, 2011

Fucked for life 

Something happens that cannot be fixed and changes your life for ever. Basicly your screwed/fucked for the rest of your life.

Example 1:

- man i just found out my dad is the pedo bear
- dude, your fucked for life.

Example 2:

- Zomfggg i just spent all my money on wow
- dude u just lost your life and your only friend... your F4L (fucked for life)

Fucked for life by fear--pro-2 # <"33 November 3, 2010

fuckless wonder 

A sad nickname for an aging person who has reached that final pathetic plateau when they can no longer fuck.

Let’s get outta here before that fuckless wonder over there comes over and tries to hustle us.

fuckless wonder by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2019