frozen eddie

the act of deficating into one's palm, being sure not to disturb the long, slender shape of the subject, placing it in a cold place, prefferably a freezer, waiting until the subject is rock solid, then feeding it into the anal entry of your lover (or one-night whore) and having he/she once again deficate the fecal matter out into thy oral entry, creating a split second momentary sensation of unparralled pleasure and bliss, followed by a revolting aftertaste

"pre-made frozen eddies, now availabe in the frozen food section at your local supermarket, from the makers of the klondike bar"

by Gimply August 24, 2003

Frozen Garden Snake

When a girl shits a giant turd in a bag.Puts it in the freezer,then takes the frozen hard turd out and uses the turd as a dilldo.

My x girlfriend is so lonely that she uses a frozen garden snake every night.

by Tyler Hall February 20, 2009

frozen orange

When one lesbian puts her hand into a bowl of ice water until it goes numb. Once achieved she then proceeds to fist her girlfriend. Doing this works in two ways: the fister can't feel a thing and the fistee experiences a frozen fist deep inside pussy.

"Baby, I am going to frozen orange you so much you're going to be shivering for a month."

by HoRiver March 8, 2009

frozen peas

Hard nipples that are obviously visible through a women's shirt.

Did you just see those frozen peas?
Yeah, she should put a sweater on.

by mellieo February 16, 2008

Frozen Caveman

When at a party, you place a turd in the back of the hosts' freezer, hidden so as not to be found for quite a long time.

Chuck is such a dick. At his party Friday, I left him a frozen caveman behind the Christmas ham.

by iNOMable snowman August 24, 2008

Frozen Yeti

This is when you freeze a turd. Then, you take the frozen, hard turd and use it as a sex toy and put it up someones butthole. Or you can use it as a crayon.

John was so disgusted by Mary that he snuck his frozen yeti in the bedroom and used it instead of his penis.

by troof77 October 7, 2013

fashionably frozen

Looking well dressed
and attractive but lacking cold weather apparel at fall/winter outdoor activities.

Girls wearing t-shirts and jeans shivering at a northern football game in late October are fashionably frozen. (A coat and gloves might make them less attractive to the boys.)

by Chris M. S. December 31, 2008