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friction fiction

Slang for porno stories printed in softcore skin magazines, generally designed to provoke and encourage masturbation. (Such magazines, that combine the stories with nude pictorial spreads and other features, are often called "stroke books").
Ever since they stopped publishing MEN magazine, I've lost my favorite source of friction fiction.
by al-in-chgo February 21, 2010
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Science Friction

1. To get laid when not Expecting it.
2. Using a Gyrotational hip-movement technique in response to and guided by the minute vocalizations and squirms of the female species.
"We just started talking and all of the sudden it became science friction"

"Science Friction is more of an art than an actual science." " I had a bad night last night. My Science Friction Was off like Gobachev.
by AudioDamned November 26, 2003
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friction

What is created when two or more people swak.
Rafal and ReRe were all up in each other so much that the friction caused enough static to create a lightning storm.
by Sir JosHIZZLE April 19, 2006
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friction generator

a penis; capable of ejaculating ejaculate (which is also known as liquid energy)
LVS - "And then I took his friction generator and lavaliered myself with his liquid energy, making me his and elevating him to LL master."

LVS hopeful - "Oh that is so romantic."
by Elric21 July 31, 2012
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Personal Flirtation Device

(n.) (Abrv. PFD) A person who you hone or practice your flirting skills on even though they are already dating or in a relationship with someone else. You usually want to get with them extremely bad, but are forced to resort to playful flirting (especially when the boyfriend or girlfriend is not present).

Can also refer to a person who remains in the dreaded abyss known as the "Friend Zone".
Dude, I would totally get with Sara if she didn't have a boyfriend, but I guess she'll just have to remain my Personal Flirtation Device.

Rachel is so hot, but I'm stuck in the "Friend Zone" so I guess she'll just have to by my Personal Flirtation Device.
by OGBiggy July 11, 2010
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Friction Trolls

The species of trolls that cause friction.
In a physics class: "Alright, so what causes friction?"
"Friction Trolls."
"No."
"No, I'm pretty sure it's trolls."
by Snapdragon69 December 23, 2009
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cooch friction

when a female hair barber leans over to cut your hair and her vagina rubs on your elbow
calm down with your cooch friction i just want alitlle off the top
by David the bravid July 6, 2005
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