a blowjob list. a list of people you are planning on sucking when you are a freshman in high school because you feel your too young now. bitch.
by i <3 justin timberlake June 03, 2009
by Bebel May 16, 2006
The middle cup in beer pong, located at the very center of the average beer pong triangle (10 cups). It is called the "Freshman cup" because it is generally the only cup new college freshman can make.
Jimmy falsely claimed to be a junior at the party last night, but his cover was blown during a game of beer pong when he only made the freshman cup.
by CrabbiePaddieUnicornSquirell February 04, 2013
A guy named Michael who was able to finness his way to a 12 year olds heart for his whole sophomore year.
- "hes lean, hes mean, his girlfriend is 13, Michael "The Freshman Slayer" Webb!!!
- His GPA is Stressin, Hes 5 foot 11, His girlfriend was born in 2007
- His first name in michael, his punches are genocidal, his girlfriend just hit her first menstral cycle.
- He pulls the freshman in union, your crusin for a brusin, his girlfriend just got her first communion
MICHAEL 'THE FRESHMAN SLAYER" WEBBBBBBBBBBBBB!!!!!!!
- His GPA is Stressin, Hes 5 foot 11, His girlfriend was born in 2007
- His first name in michael, his punches are genocidal, his girlfriend just hit her first menstral cycle.
- He pulls the freshman in union, your crusin for a brusin, his girlfriend just got her first communion
MICHAEL 'THE FRESHMAN SLAYER" WEBBBBBBBBBBBBB!!!!!!!
by Spooky JOhnny May 13, 2019
When an upperclassmen (usually a sophomore) hangs out with Freshman more than his own class. He is usually looked upon socially as a Freshman or even worse than a Freshman.
Why is Dave hanging out with all those asshat 9th graders?
Oh, he has some severe Freshman Disorder. The dumbass.
Oh, he has some severe Freshman Disorder. The dumbass.
by Sleet October 07, 2009
A blowjob that sucks so bad, the girl has to finish you off with a handjob. Named after fat freshmen college chicks that have no prior blowjob experience.
After an hour of sloppy dick licking and barely sucking on the tip, the night ended with a fat freshman.
by Birdman77 July 02, 2010
by qjoe12 September 24, 2015