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Frankenize 

To vomit while preforming oral sex on a woman.
Yeah, his oral skills are incredible, but don't let him frankenize you, the sound of a man getting ready to vomit while tongue deep may cause permanent trauma.
Frankenize by R2d2679 July 8, 2023

Frankenfuckup

The worst case mashup that causes mayhem.
Noun. I would love to hang out, but there's a good chance there's a body in the basement. I don't want to be a frankenfuckup.

frankenpipe 

A term most commonly used by but not limited to individuals participating the consumption of methamphetamine. A grotesque albeit functional smoking apparatus that has been "masterfully" crafted or engineered using recycled materials (often glass tubes from broken meth pipes). In true tweaker fashion these are often different colors, sizes, and non linear tubes of glass that have been interconnected using a propane torch that was stolen from somewhere.
Tweaker 1: Aye bro, got anything?
Tweaker 2: A little, but I don't have a piece.
Tweaker 1: I've got a frankenpipe.
Tweaker 2: Fuck yes. That'll work. Lock the door.
frankenpipe by I Luv Skanks January 26, 2024

frankengineering 

The art and science of combining components that were never designed to see each other, let alone work in tandem within the same vehicle, unit or machine. A true Frankenstein vehicle is born with this feat of homebrewed engineering. This is often mistaken for an act of witchcraft and will likely result in the head explosion or implosion of the average Napa, Autozone or Carquest employee. Do not attempt to acquire replacement parts for this backyard concoction from the local parts store without exact year, make and model of the unit in question, unless your are prepared to watch an aneurism in action.
Wow, the frankengineering happening within this rig is insane. There's parts from 15 different vehicles in here. Definitely don't let the Napa guy see this thing. He wouldn't survive the experience.

Fanny Frankenfurter 

A natural body-enhancing maneuver named and created by the creators of Alphaholics Non-Anonymous Art Studios (www.alphamediaworks.com), wherein the female posterior is enlarged, widened, rounded and made more pleasantly plump by an average of 3-5 times it's original size and girth, as per the exertion of pressure by said woman's male lover (or reasonable facsimile, thereof) as a result of the man placing his erect member just within the "crack" of his lover's posterior (thus, resembling a hot dog between the bread of a hot dog bun), and then pressing vigorously onto the two sides of his lover's posterior with maximum upper body strength for a minimum of 25 minutes to an Hour and a half.
I used the Fanny Frankenfurter Manuever attributed to Alphaholics Non-Anonymous Art Studios on urbandictionary.com, and My girl's booty didn't just grow like a mere frankfurter, but it seemed like it had a life and mind of it's own...like a Fanny Frankenfurter !!!

The dirty frankenfurt 

When your having anal sex and you get shit dick and she still gives you a blow job
Damn jace, lexi hays gave the dirty frankenfurt!