fossil record

Its like.. every fossil found by people. In the world :0

Paleontologist 1: Hey, we found a new fossil! Be careful not to break it!
Paleontologist 2: Alright, I'll also tell them to add it to the fossil record.

by soodledoodlepoodlemoodle May 16, 2022

fossil brained

ur dumb ass shit bro

“your so fossil brained”

by bussybuttsayeee January 01, 2022

Dancing Fossils

By definition Dancing Fossils is a somewhat common sight you will see in warm weather retirement communities. Retirees can be seen hitting the dance floor of their favorite bar dancing to an old tune from their past . Hence they are dubbed Dancing Fossils by the locals.

eg Hey Larry, I see your Uncle Fred that just had a hip replacement is out on the dance floor with the rest of those old dancing fossils ! Larry replies ; yeah he can’t help himself, he heard Twist and Shout come on the jukebox and had to get out there

by King Yamayama January 31, 2025

Fossil dog

An old ass dog, usually from aged 10 and up the same dog you've had since you were in 1st grade.

"Damn how old is your dog it looks like a fossil"

"Yep its a fossil dog"

by meletonian April 14, 2024