Brandon Flowers 

The lead singer and pianist of The Killers. Also the hottest man alive and a musical genius. He was born on June 21 1981. He was born in las vegas moved to Utah when he was 8 moved back to vegas his junior year of high school and now has moved back to Utah. He is mormon and has 4 sisters and 1 brother while he is the youngest. He loves humus and his teeth are fake because when he had braces as a teenager when they took them off pieces of his teeth came with them so they put fake ones in that has become his amazing pearly white smile. He has a wife and 3 boys. Also did I mention that he is the hottest man ever and he has the most beautiful voice ever and he is really hot i mean REEEEAAAALLLLY HOT. Also really cut and adorable and shy. He also has big and really AMAZING biceps.

I love Brandon Flowers. I will meet Brandon Flowers one day and then i will die because the excitement and Brandon Flowers amazing voice, looks, biceps, and personality will be to strong for me so I will just die.

Brandon Flowers by I Love Brandon Flowers November 13, 2017

death and flowers 

When you walk into a bathroom and the spray someone used to cover the rancid smell isn't doing its job.

Thomas was in the shitter for 30 minutes. I walked in right after and it smelled like death and flowers.

death and flowers by Kim Thorne May 15, 2008

Water the flowers 

To masturbate or to jerk off.

He is going to water the flowers before his parents arrive.

Water the flowers by MC Katze May 2, 2018

pick flowers 

It is a term New Yorkers use as "getting drunk" to use if you dont want any one knowing you are.. such as your parents:)

Hey Amy, lets go pick some flowers at Zeds house. That would be fun!!

pick flowers by Val November 3, 2004

Dead puppies and wilted flowers 

Term used to supress desire when it would otherwise be impossible to fornicate.

Rusty texted Sophie, "Dead puppies and wilted flowers" to let her know he was wishing he could have her - even though they were each at work.

Dead puppies and wilted flowers by Holly Varjak May 29, 2008

bro flowers 

A play on words from the company "Pro Flowers". It would be gay to send your bro some flowers so instead, send him bro flowers which is just a case of beer. (preferably Natty-Light)

I got an order from Bro Flowers at work yesterday. My bros are the best. Everybody in the office was jelous of my Natty-lights

bro flowers by baskerville89 November 17, 2011

Christopher Flowers 

A rich kid that inherited a pool and a mansion in Texas.

Christopher Flowers sure is lucky!

Christopher Flowers by Christopher flowers November 16, 2018