Floorio

A Oreo that rolled on the floor.

Oh gawd Angela you turned the Oreo into a Floorio

by Deadxroses May 29, 2016

Flooptie Oopties

A violent case of diarrhea, extremely loose stools

John had a case of the flooptie oopties.

by Dutch1950 June 24, 2018

floopydoopy

The word you would use when you feel overwhelmingly silly or weird.

I didn’t care what they thought, I am naturally floopydoopy. Deal with it.

by Lookatmycoolsocks December 16, 2018

floopypoopy

when a fish poops and the string of poop is stuck on their ass cheeks, and the poop floops

Friend: wow dude what is happening,

Me: its happening....

Friend: what..

Me: OMG

Friend: WHAT!

Me: ....FLOOPYPOOPY!

by floopusthepoopus June 12, 2019

Floople

A type of sock, that is also flurple

Wow those socks are so floople

Thanks! Yours are flurple

by FloopleSocks November 22, 2019

flooper doodle

Typically a dog or puppy. A flooper doodle is similar to a booper snoot but the difference is usually that it has floppy (floopy) ears that need to be flooped.

Brad's new Labrador is the cutest flooper doodle ever, I spent 10 minutes flooping its ears.

by DoggySquisher April 30, 2020

Hardwood Flooring

Verb: Hardwood Flooring is the act of displaying one's large thick rock hard blood-engorged penis in such a manner that the viewer, usually female, is totally awestruck, or "floored". Hardwood Flooring can be used to jumpstart a relationship, or to entice said viewer to engage the "hard wood" with either the mouth, vagina, or sometimes anus.

"Man, that bitch at the party was cold as ice, paying no attention to anyone, then a dude got her attention with some Hardwood Flooring. That changed her little tune, alright."

"I had no idea that Lawrence was gay. I mean, I really don't care, but when I saw his response to Hardwood Flooring I was really surprised."

by That Dude That Knows August 27, 2020