abu floos

"father of money" - arabic nickname for a wealthy person.

"He's got a nice suit on."
"Yeah, course he does, Abu Floos!"

by abufloos August 10, 2012

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Wax Wooden Floors

another way to say "only if the grass is cut". Refers to cunnilungus. it means only if her pubic hairs our trimmed or completely removed will her sexual partner engage in cunnilungus.

Chick: Hey boo you shud come over tonight
Dude: Oh for shure babe
Chick: You gonn lick my clit?
Dude: Hell yeah babe, but i dont munch carpets.. i only wax wooden floors
Chick: I aint got no fur
Dude: aiight then imma be there in a minute.

by DykeTurner January 11, 2012

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floob

An extreme form of a noob (def #6); used to describe someone so noobish that they pose an actual physical threat to themselves and their surroundings, and to society in general. The scariest things about this (thankfully) minority group are that their noobishness is willful and carefully maintained (i.e., they use it as a weapon of sorts), and that they act as a group. Their leader is known in most circles as "Teh Uberfloob", but may also be referred to as the King Troll, S@tan or R.O.G.E.R..

What a floob! He broke the Internet!

by Somnambulizt November 5, 2007

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floosh

Floosh: A female ejaculation that goes everywhere all over the place; squirt

damn that girl flooshed all over my body, wow!

by FlooshLoVeR777 January 2, 2007

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Floods Law

Floods law dictates that one singular water molecule in an isolated system is not wet. A water molecule however is able to make any other substance (including water) wet. This means that water makes other substances wet, however one water molecule by itself IS NOT wet.

Floods law tells us this water molecule is not actually wet. crazy........

by Why S0 Seri0us March 17, 2021

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