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Fatalist Fubarism

The Fatalist Fubarists are part of a devotional sect known as "Fatalist Fubarism". Which is comprised of people inbrought to the Fubarist religion (or had come to the recognise that our world being f*cked up beyond any recognition) via their belief in fatalism The doctrine that all events are subject to fate or inevitable necessity, or determined in advance in such a way that human beings cannot change them.
The practitioner Icarous of the Fatalist Fubarist sect mentioned to his pal Cheyenne that the world was f*cked up beyond any recognition because all events are subject to fate and human beings cannot change them.

Cheyenne mentioned to Icarous that this Fatalist Fubarism was totally a Debbie Downer.
by Fubarism October 22, 2020
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flautist

The pretentious way of referring to one who plays the flute. Most often used by Karens and people who introduce themselves as "Dr. So-and-so".
"I am a flute player, not a flautist. I don’t have a flaut, and I’ve never flauted.” - Sir James Galway, world-renowned flute virtuoso.
by Ratched, RN November 21, 2021
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fapulist

One who finds creative ways to masturbate; alternatively, one who makes up stories about masturbating in creative ways.
His fapulist tendencies resulted in numerous submissions to online forums for sharing sexual experiences.
by Mosey Susan January 17, 2023
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Flailist

as in to flail
as in to be gacked
as in tweaking your ass off

When someone regularly injects entirely too much methamphetamine to to act, walk or to conversate in such a fucked up way that might remind onlookers of how Jerry Lewis may have acted, portraying Frankenstein's monster in a game of Charades.

verb
I swear, we were getting high one minute.. and the next, she became quite the flailist!
by Mr.Tank February 25, 2025
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fannish fabulist

A fan fiction writer who operates as a gossip blogger pretending to be a biographer of those they flat out hate and actively screw over. One step away from being a plagiarist as they tend to piss off publishers and authors alike. See real person fiction fan writers are often hostile when it comes to creative nonfiction writers as there are gossip bloggers who a comment asked, "What exactly is creative non-fiction? Is it non-fiction or something you just pull out of your ass based on something that really happened?" Fannish fabulists see narrativejournalism as a dirty word as the sources will sometimes take years to emerge as gossip blogger and failed publisher Bandersnatch Books founder took an active bowel movement on The Cabbie Homicide.
A creative nonfiction writer outted the Queen of Gargoyle Fanfiction as a fannish fabulist in 2008 when she covered for a known debacle.
by illinoishorrorman May 3, 2018
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