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flatulencer

an influencer, that is the human personification of a brainfart. eg. half the beauty community on youtube
A: omg, did you see what james did?
B: such a brainfart
C: duh, he's a flatulencer
by PiggyStardust October 23, 2019
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E-flatulence

The annoying noise emitted from a computer or other communication device during an online chat session such as facebook, msn or skype when the subject recieves a new message.
also know as an electronic fart, or an E-fart
john: dude, your computer keeps E-farting.
joe: yea im chatting with brad on facebook, he wont leave me alone.

john: something in your room is emitting large quantities of E-flatulence.
joe: yea sorry, its katy. i just broke up with her and she wont leave me alone.
by fathead431 January 10, 2010
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cinematic flatulence

Phrase used to describe a movie that stunk so bad, it must have come out of someone's ass.
Movie Critic: The dialogue was laughable, and the acting was sub-par. This was not a movie. It was a cinematic flatulence.
by nickaboo8419 July 7, 2010
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flatulist

A flatulist, fartist, or professional farter is an entertainer (sometimes considered a comedian) whose routine consists solely or primarily of passing gas in a creative, musical, or amusing manner
A real flatulist knows you just slightly roll down the other passenger window. This creates a small air current which slowly drags the fart across their face ensuring maximum damage.
by FartAficionado July 29, 2016
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Fratulence

Fratulence is any act of flatulence by a male member of the college fraternity system.

Fratulence could also be the accumulation of flatulence in a fraternity house.
Brad: Yo! Did you just rip one?

A.D: Nah man! You're just smelling all of the Fratulence in here
Brad: Righteous
by Amateur Douchebag February 20, 2018
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flatusense

The innate ability to sniff out a fart before anyone else.
Don't drop one here. With her flatusense she'll be sure to notice.
by Mozart February 3, 2004
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Flatulitis

is the disorder in which courses your anal sphincter to release the back up methane pressure when it reaches a PSI of 15.
Damn, Janet has a bad case of flatulitis tonight. I feel bad for Steve and the air surrounding his nostrils.
by Gas Queen March 1, 2011
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