To simultaneously fart and shit at the same time. Typically occurs during periods of monsoon-like diarreah.
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A combination of the words flatulent and vigilante, flatulence meaning of course, the act of breaking wind (farting), and vigilante meaning a person who is not in law enforcement, but tries to bring criminals to justice (motherfucking Batman). A flatulante then, is someone who punishes criminal or incredibly tasteless behavior with a fart to the head or face.
Dude, did you hear about the guy who farted on a kid's head in a superstore because the kid was being a shithead to his mom? That guy is the very first flatulante!
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Get the Flatulante mug.These fart loving freaks build up flatulence in the stomach. Upon releasing the fart they cup their hands over their anus's and release the force. Upon releasing they catch the fart (farming It) and immediately inhale it or more commonly waft it in the face of a friend or family member.
That damn flatulent farmer Dylan just tried to waft his shit smell in my face and accidently hit me with a piece of shit that fell out of his ass, what a flatulent farmer he is nowadays.
by river jameser January 7, 2011
Get the Flatulent Farmer mug.Jackie could fart along to the national anthem, her talent and flatulentist skills were much in demand at many a party. Though some of the tunes made many attendees gag and her musical arse to be kept away from naked flames.
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no parents should use this word..cush it's weerd for them.
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