flashtights

When the sun beams down on your leggings/tights and everything underneath is completely visible.

Oh no, Baby, what is you doing? You have flashtights.

by Rkw0220 July 6, 2018

Fleshlight that cries

A current or former tHoT that laments being unable to have a long term relationship.

Sally: I accrued a bodycount of 87 in my twenties, but every time I mention it now I get ghosted by my date.

Bob: Okay, fleshlight that cries.

by Augustisimus July 26, 2022

Italian Fleshlight

When you take two pieces of bread and shove salami in it to make an oval shape and use tomato sauce for lube and fuck it.

I'm horny, lemme grab my Italian Fleshlight!!!

by WhitestKnight January 15, 2020

Milwaukee Fleshlight

The Milwaukee Flesh light requires four people of any gender and one man.

The four people lay down in a cross formation facing inwards towards each other, the four stick their tongues out meeting in the middle.

The fifth man slides underneath the four participants (the name of the position is "The Detroit Stance")and slides their penis in the concoction of tongue, saliva, and love <3

Hey Greg did you hear how Charles got to be in the Detroit Stance of Stacy's Milwaukee Fleshlight?

by Astryn On Steam <3 November 2, 2023

Fishlight

It's like a fleshlight but with a fish pussy.

Matt fully embraced pescetarianism when he started masturbating with a fishlight.

by Cuddleholeenthusiast June 28, 2014

satan's fleshlight

After obtaining a venomous snake (traditionally king cobra), one prys it's jaws open and proceeds to use it as a fleshlight.

"I just did satan's fleshlight. My dick is pumped."

by The dark wizard May 9, 2014

Freshlight

The using of a dead newborn as a fleshlight so it won’t “go to waste”

Doctor: shit! We lost the baby!

Doctor 2: well at least we have a freshlight

by CoeusTheQuetzalcoatl May 29, 2023